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Thread ID: 106012 2009-12-22 04:28:00 Why Some Men Have Dogs Instead Of Wives - SurferJoe46 (51) PC World Chat
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842223 2009-12-22 04:28:00 1 . The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you .

2 . Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name .

3 . Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor .

4 . A dog's parents never visit .

5 . Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across .

6 . You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day .

7 . Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk .

8 . Dogs like to go hunting and fishing .

9 . A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10 . If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away .

11 . A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert .

12 . If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad . They just think it's interesting .

13 . Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck .

14 . Dogs actually respond when you whistle .


And last, but not least:

14 . If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff .
SurferJoe46 (51)
842224 2009-12-22 04:42:00 Some might answer similarily of the question of Australians and their sheep. Greg (193)
842225 2009-12-22 04:56:00 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

:lol:
That's a good one.
dian77 (13936)
842226 2009-12-22 05:16:00 :lol:
That's a good one.

Tiger's not lol'ing though! :lol:
SurferJoe46 (51)
842227 2009-12-22 06:52:00 Tiger's not lol'ing though! :lol:
I am though :lol:
KarameaDave (15222)
842228 2009-12-22 07:03:00 I just noticed ----------------

that if you put one "lol-face" HERE :lol:

And another over there--------------------------------------------------------------> :lol:

And stare at them- you'll notice that they are synchronized and "lol" together at the same time.
SurferJoe46 (51)
842229 2009-12-22 07:46:00 Jeez Joe you must be bored today gary67 (56)
842230 2009-12-22 10:05:00 Also, if you look at an imaginary spot in the center of Karamea Dave's & S J's posts, you will see a mirror view of the Southern Cross stars all 'lol'ing together. :lol: :lol: BobM (1138)
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