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| Thread ID: 106306 | 2010-01-04 05:17:00 | Anyone Watch The Benny Hill Show (and other old comedys?) | 13yroldcomputerguru (15136) | PC World Chat |
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| 845508 | 2010-01-04 10:06:00 | For some reason, I keep reading it as 'the Benny Hinn show'. I'm not a fan either (of Hinn, not commenting on Hill). |
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| 845509 | 2010-01-04 18:28:00 | I ticked them all, for me British comedy is far superior to American which is set at the level of a 3 year old | gary67 (56) | ||
| 845510 | 2010-01-04 19:49:00 | Hale and Pace, Smith and Jones | bob_doe_nz (92) | ||
| 845511 | 2010-01-04 19:54:00 | Although I am a fan for most UK comedy, Spike Milligan is definitely the best . The Monty Python boys say they learned much about comedy from the master . Ronnie Barker is very good . If you can read the following without laughing, you must be devoid of laughter cells . . . . . . This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 1970's . Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though who knows after how many takes . The BBC received not one complaint . The speed of delivery must have been too much for the whining herds . Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read . This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters . Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion . Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot . At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered . The sugly isters were right bugly astards . One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies . The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go . Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared . Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian . She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks . The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity . At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve . "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper . The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in . Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart . "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince . "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge . When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk . Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers . This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on . He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly . Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married . The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!:lol: The Yanks just don't compare . |
Roscoe (6288) | ||
| 845512 | 2010-01-04 20:55:00 | fork handles please,there you are sir,four candles. | Cicero (40) | ||
| 845513 | 2010-01-05 07:15:00 | I am a Monty Python nut does not matter how many times I see the skits I laugh until my insides hurt. Just looking at John Cleese can set me off. And here I was thinking you were a bumourless hastard. |
Twelvevolts (5457) | ||
| 845514 | 2010-01-06 00:10:00 | Mr Bean on TV tonight BTW. | Sweep (90) | ||
| 845515 | 2010-01-06 04:30:00 | I cant wait for the Reliant Robin. | prefect (6291) | ||
| 845516 | 2010-01-06 08:14:00 | I cant wait for the Reliant Robin. None in that film I noticed. |
Sweep (90) | ||
| 845517 | 2010-03-20 23:48:00 | gotta love benny hill | goodiesguy (15316) | ||
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