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Thread ID: 106592	2010-01-15 00:10:00	Gotta Love Dem Barristers	SurferJoe46 (51)	PC World Chat

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848824	2010-01-15 00:10:00	ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes ; ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ. ____________________________ ______ _________ _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ___________________________________ ______ ___ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the circus was in town, I'm going with male. _____ ________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. ________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________	SurferJoe46 (51)
848825	2010-01-15 00:18:00	I'm pretty sure we have jokes threads weekly courtesy of Billly, posting jokes in there prevents the front page from becoming cluttered with waste of time threads like this one.	roddy_boy (4115)
848826	2010-01-15 00:23:00	Please **** off and die.	Cato (6936)
848827	2010-01-15 00:38:00	Well I wasn't going to be quite that harsh Cato but yeah I think Joe will get the point.	roddy_boy (4115)
848828	2010-01-15 00:39:00	Please **** off and die. I like the direct approach. He's too thick to take a hint!:groan: Thanks for the funnies, Joe. Needed on a Friday!:D	Roscoe (6288)
848829	2010-01-15 00:45:00	And Cato did ask nicely as he used the word please which is sadly lacking these days. :2cents:	Sweep (90)
848830	2010-01-15 00:51:00	I have someone blocked - did that "some one" say something untoward? I never saw it. :lol::thanks	SurferJoe46 (51)
848831	2010-01-15 01:00:00	Was it me you blocked SJ? My comments were aimed at roddy_boy... Someone wanna let SJ know? :p I found those jokes entertaining :(	Cato (6936)
848832	2010-01-15 01:02:00	Was it me you blocked SJ? My comments were aimed at roddy_boy . . . Someone wanna let SJ know? :p I found those jokes entertaining :( No! Not you! There's another "somebody" .	SurferJoe46 (51)
848833	2010-01-15 01:03:00	:thumbs:	Cato (6936)
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