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Thread ID: 106932 2010-01-28 09:56:00 I regret to inform you that you do not meet current medical standards --Wolf-- (128) PC World Chat
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853072 2010-01-28 23:51:00 If you don't strike first, you are first struck.
War has been the primo human business since the hunter gatherer days. Just because we haven't seen action in few years (not true for the SAS but still) doesn't mean you couldn't be called up tomorrow.

For one, I'm no ****in hippie so don't speak to me like I'm one.

Secondly, If some dipshit politician tried to tell me who to kill I would do it with their head on a stake. If I wanted to be in the army I would have applied to be in the army.

Thirdly, An invading force would be an excellent idea as long as started at the top and settled somewhere around Hamilton. Throw a few missiles on Wellington to settle the idiots and its all gravy.
Metla (12)
853073 2010-01-29 00:10:00 but still) doesn't mean you couldn't be called up tomorrow.
No one can be called up tomorrow we dont have conscription any more.
Need an act of parliament to force people into the army. Even as a conservative I am against conscription in any shape or form.
No probs in the old days give some waxhead a .303 and a steel hat 3 months training and send them into battle. If they didnt follow orders they were sent to the glass house and if they deserted you could shoot them with a several 303s at once.
The army and the modern battlefield is no place to be for someone who doesn't want to be there unless you use clever suicide tactics like Iran did with its war with Iraq.
prefect (6291)
853074 2010-01-29 00:15:00 NZ Army no contract as such, depending on trade you have to do return service (usually something like 2 years).

Commission = reserve/territorials?

Am going to doctors on Monday, he'd already told me he said he thought I'd be fine for enlistment in the Army, and I told them that, but it didn't seem to change anything.

Anyone know if Aussies take on asthmatics? Heard they did?

Commission = Officer, pay will be somewhat better too.

As for the Aussie, I believe it depends on severity.
Cato (6936)
853075 2010-01-29 00:16:00 1.You quoted the wrong post
2.I never referred to him as my mate
3.He was an Aussie, otherwise referred to as a skippy poof.

The person you had met was just the type the army are after,real VC material.

I hope that is closer to the facts.
Cicero (40)
853076 2010-01-29 00:18:00 No one can be called up tomorrow we dont have conscription any more.

I meant if you joined the army. If you sign up for it, you gotta stick it through think and think as I see it.
Can't pussy out when it turns out that someone might actually shoot at you.


Metal, I was merely agreeing with you. :)
Cato (6936)
853077 2010-01-29 00:19:00 And how does an army "protect"? By asking them nicely to go home?

And seeing as NZ isn't invaded often, there is obviously no need for one.

It's a suckers game. Disputes between rulers would end by a duel if everyone refused to be slaughtered.

Ah,you think they should invade,then form an army.

It is one way I suppose.
Cicero (40)
853078 2010-01-29 00:30:00 I meant if you joined the army. If you sign up for it, you gotta stick it through think and think as I see it.
Can't pussy out when it turns out that someone might actually shoot at you.


Metal, I was merely agreeing with you. :)

OK my mistake.

Have to be a mega numbnuts to join defence forces and then back peddle when they sent you fight.
Cant think who would sympathize with them except for greenies.
prefect (6291)
853079 2010-01-29 02:02:00 NZ Army wouldn't take me because I had asthma, even though I could ace their physical tests.

FFL won't know. TBH I ****ed up by telling the Army I had asthma, everyone lies to get in. I won't make the same mistake if I get to the FFL.

And have been talking to someone who used to be in the NZArmy, they reckon I should go back to my doctor and try and pass my asthma off as having a chest infection or something at the time and that I don't actually have it.

She also said half of the people on Basic are smokers, lazy, unmotivated, can't handle it etc.

I'm not like that. Why should they get in and not me.

I'm not giving up.

Do you have any idea what the FFL is?, its not a movie!...its full of desperate criminals and dodgy foreigners who cant get into France by legal means! They will eat you up!
SolMiester (139)
853080 2010-01-29 02:19:00 Do you have any idea what the FFL is?, its not a movie!...its full of desperate criminals and dodgy foreigners who cant get into France by legal means! They will eat you up!

Not true. It ain't like the movies.

They do through background checks these days. And since they are very limited in number they pick the best of the best of the best.

Apparently even having cavities can disqualify you.
Cato (6936)
853081 2010-01-29 02:28:00 Do you have any idea what the FFL is?, its not a movie!...its full of desperate criminals and dodgy foreigners who cant get into France by legal means! They will eat you up!

Sounds like it is you who has been watching too many movies.

Murderers and criminals with a bad history cannot join anymore. Dodgy foreigners? Define that? It's for people who have maybe not been able to get into their own Army (like myself) etc.

And um, to join the FFL you have to go to France...so that kind of ruins your legal means statement. After 3 years you can apply to be a French citizen.

Get your head out of the movies and your fact straights.
--Wolf-- (128)
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