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Thread ID: 107003 2010-01-31 22:14:00 Monday Laughs................Keeping it on topic........... Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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854047 2010-02-01 17:52:00 12 of the finest
(unintentional) double-entendres ever

aired on British TV and radio:


1 . Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really

a lovely horse . I once rode her mother . '


2 . New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl

Gibson comes inside of him . '


3 . Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from

Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'


4 . Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't

that nice . The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of

the Oxford crew . '


5 . US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is

playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his

balls and kisses them . Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

6 . Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team

Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it . '


7 . A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have

snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's

that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to

leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so

hard!



8 . Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better

today after a 69 yesterday . '



9 . Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said:

'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like

this . '


10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports':

'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he

gets . '


11 . Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male

astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They

seem cold out there . They're rubbing each other and he's only come in

his shorts . '



12 . . Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny

Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes

to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself . '
Cicero (40)
854048 2010-02-01 21:58:00 A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to Nursery school .


The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them .

She asked John what he had done over the weekend?

'I went to visit my Nana' .
No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER .

Use 'Big People' words!'

She then asked Mitchell what he had done

'I took a ride on a choo-choo' .
She said . 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN .

You must remember to use 'Big People' words' .

She then asked little Alex what he had done?

'I read a book' he replied .
That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said .

'What book did you read?'


( I love this . . . . . )


Alex thought real hard about it,

then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,



'Winnie the ****' .
Cicero (40)
854049 2010-02-01 23:28:00 The Indian accent isn't that hard to understand is it?

Yes it is. It's such a pain in the arse if you're trying to get something fixed or sort out a return or something and you constantly have to ask the people to repeat what they're saying.
roddy_boy (4115)
854050 2010-02-02 07:58:00 Yes it is. It's such a pain in the arse if you're trying to get something fixed or sort out a return or something and you constantly have to ask the people to repeat what they're saying.

What a load of BS...
beeswax34 (63)
854051 2010-02-02 08:03:00 The Indian accent isn't that hard to understand is it?

It can be very hard to understand if it's your first time trying to communicate with them. Of course, not all Indians have strong 'Indian' accent - just to be fair.
bk T (215)
854052 2010-02-02 18:14:00 It can be very hard to understand if it's your first time trying to communicate with them. Of course, not all Indians have strong 'Indian' accent - just to be fair.

What,more German do you think?
Cicero (40)
854053 2010-02-02 19:22:00 I have trouble with all accents... i just put it down to old age Gobe1 (6290)
854054 2010-02-02 21:52:00 Yes it is. It's such a pain in the arse if you're trying to get something fixed or sort out a return or something and you constantly have to ask the people to repeat what they're saying.

Most of them I can understand OK, I find some of the stronger Asian accents to be worse...
Agent_24 (57)
854055 2010-02-02 22:02:00 Most of them I can understand OK, I find some of the stronger Asian accents to be worse...

Likewise, some strong 'Kiwi' accents are hard to understand, too. :D
bk T (215)
854056 2010-02-02 22:03:00 Likewise, some strong 'Kiwi' accents are hard to understand, too. :D

Whachu talkin bout bro?
Gobe1 (6290)
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