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| Thread ID: 107155 | 2010-02-06 16:31:00 | Dem Irish! | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 855795 | 2010-02-06 16:31:00 | One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw . Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital . Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick . The nurse says, 'Oh he's out in Rehab - exercising' . Paddy couldn't believe it, but here's Mick out the back exercising his now re-attached arm . The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill . A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and severs his leg on another big saw thingamabob . So Paddy puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to hospital . Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is . The nurse replies, 'He's out in the Rehab again exercising' . And sure enough, here's Mick out there doing some serious work on the treadmill . And very soon Mick comes back to work . But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs his head . Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Mick to hospital . Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is . The nurse breaks down and cries and says, 'He's dead . ' Paddy is shocked, but not surprised . 'I suppose the saw finally did him in . ' 'No', says the nurse, 'Some dopey fool put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated' . |
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