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Thread ID: 107322 2010-02-12 07:36:00 Deep Waters Missing ---- SurferJoe46 (51) PC World Chat
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857612 2010-02-12 07:36:00 **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

'Hello? Hi honey . This is Daddy . Is Mommy near the phone?'

'No, Daddy . . . . . she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul . '

After a brief pause, daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul . '

'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right now . '


*****Brief Pause*****

'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do: put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy: 'Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway . . '

'Okay, Daddy, just a minute . '

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone . 'I did it, Daddy . '

'And what happened, honey?'

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming . Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser ---- and now she isn't moving at all!'

'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'

'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too . He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it . He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead . '


*****Long Pause*****




*****Longer Pause*****




*****Even Longer Pause*****


Then Daddy says: 'Swimming pool? . . . . . . . . . . . . Is this 486-5731?'

'No, I think you have the wrong number . . . . . . . . . '


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