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| Thread ID: 107269 | 2010-02-10 20:53:00 | Clean your keyboard carefully | Thomas01 (317) | PC World Chat |
| Post ID | Timestamp | Content | User | ||
| 857131 | 2010-02-12 05:44:00 | Drooling | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 857132 | 2010-02-12 05:46:00 | I should think so too. The legs are the best bits! | Sweep (90) | ||
| 857133 | 2010-02-12 06:14:00 | They let you get hit with bottles? Luxury. We had to tear off our own legs and thrash ourselves insensible, then run down to the furnace, jump in the inferno, eat the clinker, run to the top of the slag pile, spit out the clinker, then back home to lick the sewer clean, and down to the mill ready for work at 1 am. That was the Sunday schedule; we were too poor to afford named days, so we had perpetual Mondays, which were a bit harsh. Unfortunately meals were only on alternate Tuesdays which we never had, so we were good at dieting. Our Family Fasting team took the first two places in the Skinny Universe contest, and would have got the mud medal too except my 1 year old sister forgot her manners and ate a fly. Little brat ate it all too, and wouldn't share.Well of course we had it tough. After our heads were broken open by smashed bottle by our dad we had to lick the ground clean of blood and brains and gore, spit it out for our siblings to sniff on, then use our cardboard oven to cook our brains for our dad to eat. Oh yeah, those were the good days. On the bad days we'd have to regurgitate all we'd had to eat from our first days of birth, boil up the curdled muck, and make it, somehow, into a pie for our dad's breakfast. And that was when he was feeling generous! |
Greg (193) | ||
| 857134 | 2010-02-12 06:29:00 | Damn. Now I'll have to clean my keyboard. I just threw up on mine after reading that and it's too late to go out and buy another. |
Sweep (90) | ||
| 857135 | 2010-02-12 06:37:00 | That's sickening. Use a bit of foresight, when feeling unwell always use SWMBO's keyboard and mouse. |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 857136 | 2010-02-12 07:02:00 | I do have foresight which is why I don't have a SWMBO. Anyway the sickness came on sudden like and I hadn't even had a rum and coke yet. |
Sweep (90) | ||
| 857137 | 2010-02-12 07:04:00 | That is probably the cause of the trouble then. | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 857138 | 2010-02-12 07:05:00 | I shall go remedy the situation so it won't happen again. | Sweep (90) | ||
| 857139 | 2010-02-12 18:34:00 | It's the coke. Try your rum with tonic, a dash of bitters, squeeze of lemon and lots of ice. (note I said squeeze of lemon... not melon) |
Greg (193) | ||
| 857140 | 2010-02-27 02:32:00 | There is no need to remove the keys. Just separate the top portion from the base. Remove attached circuitry and just rinse under a strong shower head. Shake till mostly dry and hair dry on low/moderate from a distance. Well, after removing a trillion tiny screws the top of the keyboard got a bath in the laundry tub and gosh, what a lot of crud floated out. :blush: It is now drying outside in the breeze under a friendly tree and is looking very nice and sparkling clean. :wub: Woe betide anyone I catch eating at the computer again. :mad: I just hope the thing works after putting it back together again. :lol: |
FoxyMX (5) | ||
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