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Thread ID: 108120	2010-03-14 22:04:00	Monday Laughs..............Celibacy, Love stories, and more...............	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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867245	2010-03-16 20:45:00	Well, possibly both viewpoints are funny? ;)	R2x1 (4628)
867246	2010-03-17 00:46:00	Well, possibly both viewpoints are funny? ;) Yes, they are. Well, I enjoyed both, anyway. Or does that make me a hermaphrodite? (Living dangerously, R2... This forum does have History & Search functions, remember... if anyone was to wonder what you've been up to during her absence..?)	Laura (43)
867247	2010-03-17 00:48:00	Yes, they are. Well, I enjoyed both, anyway. Or does that make me a hermaphrodite? (Living dangerously, R2... This forum does have History & Search functions, remember... if anyone was to wonder what you've been up to during her absence..?) Well, now it is easily answered - worrying ;) :thanks	R2x1 (4628)
867248	2010-03-17 04:06:00	Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom . The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals . So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question . Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death . The question? . . . . What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query . But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end . He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester . He spoke with everyone, b ut no one could give him a satisfactory answer . Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer . But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged . The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch . She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first . The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified . She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc . He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life . He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur . He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and th e preservation of the Round Table . Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: What a woman really wants, she answered . . . is to be in charge of her own life . Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared . And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding . The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom . But, what a sight awaited him . The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed . The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half . Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day . . . . or night? Lancelot pondered the predicament . During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments? What would YOU do? What Lancelot chose is below . BUT . . . . make YOUR choice before you scroll down below . OKAY? Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself . Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life . Now . . . . what is the moral to this story? Scroll down The moral is . . . . . If you don't let a woman have her own way . . . . Things are going to get ugly	kenj (9738)
867249	2010-03-17 04:34:00	That's a beauty! Still chuckling...	Laura (43)
867250	2010-03-17 23:51:00	A magazine recently ran a 'Dilbert Quotes' contest . They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers . These were voted the top quotes in corporate America: 'As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards . Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks . ' (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp in Redmond WA) 'What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter . ' (Lykes Lines Shipping) 'E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data . It should be used only for company business . ' (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company) 'This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it . ' (Advertising/ Marketing manager, United Parcel Service) 'Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule . ' (Plant Manager, Delco Corporation) 'No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months . Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them . ' (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/ 3M Corp) Quote from the Boss: 'Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say . ' (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation) My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday . When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year . He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday . He said, 'That would be better for me . ' (Shipping executive, FTD Florists) 'We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees . ' (Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)	nofam (9009)
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