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| Thread ID: 108120 | 2010-03-14 22:04:00 | Monday Laughs..............Celibacy, Love stories, and more............... | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 867235 | 2010-03-16 05:07:00 | I still can't work out why girls get a guy then try to make him different. | Sweep (90) | ||
| 867236 | 2010-03-16 05:25:00 | Why do women have such small feet? So they can stand closer to the sink and the stove. Why don't women need a watch? The clock on the stove is always correct. I'm gonna burn, huh? |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 867237 | 2010-03-16 05:41:00 | See you at the hanging. I'll be at the front. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine is not fully trained yet. |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 867238 | 2010-03-16 06:07:00 | I'll send you a PM with one that you can use for 25 cents (US) every time you tell it. Cancel that - I'm feeling the heat right now. |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 867239 | 2010-03-16 06:14:00 | I have a multi thousand-mile safety zone cushion at the moment. There has to be some advantage to that. |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 867240 | 2010-03-16 06:22:00 | I have a multi thousand-mile safety zone cushion at the moment. There has to be some advantage to that. I missed the trip to Upsidedown Land this year (TY US Gumment and Homeland Security!) but there's always NEXT YEAR for you! You CAN assuage my anger with some cold beer though. Buy it now and keep it on the ready for when I get there. I'll also bring some Cherry Kool-Aid. |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 867241 | 2010-03-16 06:37:00 | I have put some Sarsaparilla aside with added Vegemite to give it a healthy kick. I was not too worried about threats from your direction, the menace comes from the Dragon who is back in the old country (Hopefully not getting claws sharpened and the furnace upgraded.) Since she is 4 or 5 km (2 or 3 miles) from a phone, and even further from an internet connection I will timidly live dangerously. |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 867242 | 2010-03-16 09:20:00 | And to take full advantage of the safety clearance ~ ~ Why do men die before their wives? Choice. Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. Why are brides always dressed in white? To go with the kitchen appliances. What's the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it, just once. How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done free. Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point. What's she doing out of the kitchen? How many divorced women does it take to change a light bulb? Four - one to change the bulb and three to form a support group |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 867243 | 2010-03-16 15:13:00 | That came in at 02:20 this morning and - well, I was asleep. | SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 867244 | 2010-03-16 19:59:00 | There are loads of "woman" jokes all the time. I post a few "men" jokes and look at the reaction!!! What, no sense of humour when it's the other way around? |
pctek (84) | ||
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