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| Thread ID: 147372 | 2018-11-25 23:47:00 | Monday Laughs - please contribute | Roscoe (6288) | PC World Chat |
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| 1455978 | 2018-11-25 23:47:00 | Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry. Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much? A. They can’t stand fast food. A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down. I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work. An elderly man called Keith. Mislaid his set of false teeth. They'd been laid on a chair. He'd forgot they were there. Sat down, and was bitten beneath. |
Roscoe (6288) | ||
| 1455979 | 2018-11-26 00:56:00 | Advertisement In Shop: Guitar, for sale........ Cheap........ .......no strings attached. Ad. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight.... One Lung At A Time! On a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking.... I Gave Up Reading My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses.... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle. Sign In A Bar: 'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.' Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.... Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman. The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask too Many Questions. Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention. Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us. Sign At A Barber's Shop : We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.. |
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| 1455980 | 2018-11-26 02:09:00 | If there are power shortages, which will does the Remuera resident keep running, the cappuccino machine or the air conditioner? Both. What do you call a Pakeha in a creek? Whitebait. Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care." St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "you can only stay for three days." |
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| 1455981 | 2018-11-29 00:26:00 | Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test for them was to line up in a row, completely naked, in a garden, while a beautiful, sexy, big breasted model, danced naked before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie. They were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them, would not be ordained, because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line, with no response from all the priests, until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and came to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where his bell laid. Then, as he bent over to pick it up, all the other bells started to ring. Ken :devil |
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