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| Thread ID: 108452 | 2010-03-29 16:43:00 | Nigeria is prospering thanks to Aussies. | tut (12033) | PC World Chat |
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| 870950 | 2010-03-29 16:43:00 | From a news article today about Nigerian scams Queenslanders are now sending between A$800,000 and A$1 million a month to Nigeria, and unfortunately the vast majority is victims' money Unbelievable |
tut (12033) | ||
| 870951 | 2010-03-29 18:31:00 | Its cos they're all bloody idiots. | xyz823 (13649) | ||
| 870952 | 2010-03-29 21:08:00 | So how do I set a "Nigerian" Site? Sounds prosperous to me!! PJ | Poppa John (284) | ||
| 870953 | 2010-03-29 21:51:00 | So how do I set a "Nigerian" Site? Sounds prosperous to me!! PJ Try this one PJ. I'll do the site for nothing but WILL take an agreed percentage of profits if any. We advertise on the site a guaranteed fly killer for say $2.99 a time and we also advertise that it will kill flies 100% if the person follows the instructions. You get to pay for the hosting of the site and any bandwidth and domain name etc. The sucker will receive two blocks of wood with the instructions to place the fly on Block A and hit the said fly with Block B until it does not move thus ensuring death with reasonable certainty. We would have to label the blocks as we wouldn't want people to place the fly on Block B and hit it with Block A. Probably have OSH after us if we gave instructions that may confuse people. It has to work. Who doesn't want more dead flies? Actually we could extend this to cover Ants, Cockroaches, Wasps and other things like that. We could even get bigger lumps of wood like logs and deal with other pests like Politicians and used car dealers but we would need to raise prices as shipping logs would cost more than a couple of 4 X 2. Is it a deal? ;) |
Sweep (90) | ||
| 870954 | 2010-03-29 21:57:00 | T We advertise on the site a guaranteed fly killer for say $2.99 Why bother? Just advertise the fact that they will receive millions of dollars if they just send you thousands first. People will flock to you with their money. |
pctek (84) | ||
| 870955 | 2010-03-29 22:06:00 | thats right pctek , plus it would cost you more than 2.99 so send it , make it 12.99, hell 22.99 | Gobe1 (6290) | ||
| 870956 | 2010-03-29 22:12:00 | Why bother? Just advertise the fact that they will receive millions of dollars if they just send you thousands first. People will flock to you with their money. But my way people actually receive something for their money and they only have to spend $2.99. It might also actually be legal within NZ. I do have to admit that I should have mentioned shipping or P&H charges and that might add up to another profit all by itself depending on the courier or whatever. :-) |
Sweep (90) | ||
| 870957 | 2010-03-30 00:19:00 | Try this one PJ. I'll do the site for nothing but WILL take an agreed percentage of profits if any. The sucker will receive two blocks of wood with the instructions to place the fly on Block A and hit the said fly with Block B until it does not move thus ensuring death with reasonable certainty. We would have to label the blocks as we wouldn't want people to place the fly on Block B and hit it with Block A. Probably have OSH after us if we gave instructions that may confuse people. We could even get bigger lumps of wood like logs and deal with other pests like Politicians and used car dealers but we would need to raise prices as shipping logs would cost more than a couple of 4 X 2. )LOL. In the late 1960's a guy I worked with had trouble with starlings in the roof of his house. He recieved 2 blocks of wood ( block A & B )in the mail, with the instruction on how to use them! Will get around to tell him who sent them one day. :lol: :lol: |
BobM (1138) | ||
| 870958 | 2010-03-30 00:27:00 | LOL. In the late 1960's a guy I worked with had trouble with starlings in the roof of his house. He recieved 2 blocks of wood ( block A & B )in the mail, with the instruction on how to use them! Will get around to tell him who sent them one day. :lol: :lol: I read this (apparently true) story about a guy in Vietnam during the war there. He called his base to say he had nits around his genitals, and needed some medical advice. The transmission was overheard by someone who intercepted the call. He interrupted and gave the following advice: Shave off half your pubic hair. Get a small ice-pick. Get matches. Light the unshaved side of your pubic hair. As the nits run towards the other side of your groin, stab 'em with the ice pick. |
Greg (193) | ||
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