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| Thread ID: 108461 | 2010-03-29 23:35:00 | Why are dogs man's best friend? | Greg (193) | PC World Chat |
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| 870982 | 2010-03-29 23:35:00 | It may be an oldie, but I heard it first the other day... If you lock your wife and your dog in the boot of your car for an hour - when you open the boot, who is going to be the happiest to see you!? ;) |
Greg (193) | ||
| 870983 | 2010-03-29 23:52:00 | Insert 'husband' in place of 'wife' and it's a pretty safe bet the result would be the same. | Marnie (4574) | ||
| 870984 | 2010-03-29 23:56:00 | The dog???? :D :D :D | Zippity (58) | ||
| 870985 | 2010-03-29 23:57:00 | It depends. If it was a hungry dog when you put it in the boot with the wife then there is a fair chance that you and the dog will be happy. The wife should not be saying much. On the other hand the wife may have killed the dog in which case you have just lost your best friend. Personally I would not put either of them in the boot in the first place. |
Sweep (90) | ||
| 870986 | 2010-03-30 00:20:00 | The dog will always be pleased to see you if you leave them for 5 minutes in the car or go on holiday for a month. | Ice Road Trucker (15659) | ||
| 870987 | 2010-03-30 01:24:00 | The dog may be quite angry with having to spend a whole hour alone with the wife | Dally (6292) | ||
| 870988 | 2010-03-30 05:06:00 | *Insert bestiality joke here* | Cato (6936) | ||
| 870989 | 2010-03-30 10:38:00 | *Insert bestiality joke here*You learned your eduction from Himmler, yeah? | Greg (193) | ||
| 870990 | 2010-03-30 18:44:00 | It depends. The wife should not be saying much. On the other hand the wife may have killed the dog in which case you have just lost your best friend. Personally I would not put either of them in the boot in the first place. In which case how would you be able to ascertain who would be happiest? |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 870991 | 2010-03-31 07:55:00 | :lol: The complete dog - wife list: Here. (www.askuncleralph.com) :lol: | Strommer (42) | ||
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