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| Thread ID: 108639 | 2010-04-05 22:24:00 | Tuesday Monday Laughs: Of men, Women and Marriage....... | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 873363 | 2010-04-07 02:54:00 | Well written Billy T | Gobe1 (6290) | ||
| 873364 | 2010-04-07 04:20:00 | The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. |
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| 873365 | 2010-04-07 09:48:00 | And here's a "kick you in the guts" poem about WW1 by Siegfried Sassoon: The General "Good-morning; good-morning!" the General said When we met him last week on our way to the line. Now the soldiers he smiled at are most of ’em dead, And we’re cursing his staff for incompetent swine. "He’s a cheery old card," grunted Harry to Jack As they slogged up to Arras with rifle and pack. But he did for them both by his plan of attack. |
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| 873366 | 2010-04-07 20:59:00 | haha cicero never heard that one | Gobe1 (6290) | ||
| 873367 | 2010-04-07 22:13:00 | there was a joke a while back about chain letters. It was a letter you send to people that send around chain letters. Anyone remember this? I have been getting a few chain letters recently and want to say something to the sender. | jonathan (15437) | ||
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