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Thread ID: 108795 2010-04-12 03:39:00 Monday Laughs: Old Folk...............and Tanjooberrymutts.......... Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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875545 2010-04-12 08:34:00 How many of you read that last joke with an asian accent in your head? xyz823 (13649)
875546 2010-04-12 12:00:00 I may be thick, but I don't understand what the Tanjooberrymutts mean???
Thank you very much, etc, English muffin with butter on side etc I understand, but other than the bad accent is there something else that's meant to be funny?

You are taking the P aren't you gaz? If not, where did you get the 'thank you very much' from? It doesn't appear anywhere in the joke.

Sheesh!

They walk among us..............................

Some crawl..........

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :confused:
Billy T (70)
875547 2010-04-12 13:35:00 I still don't get it....:confused: qazwsxokmijn (102)
875548 2010-04-12 13:53:00 tanjooberrymutts = thank you very much

Say it out loud in a Chinese accent and you should be able to understand...
george12 (7)
875549 2010-04-12 15:45:00 Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard . As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection . The stoplight was red, but they just went on through .

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it . I could have sworn we just went through a red light . " After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was again red, and again, they went right through . The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it . She was getting nervous . At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through .

So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that you just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?"

You owe me 50-cents every time you use my joke! This is the way it is in Hemet, California . Sadly, it is not a joke .

I shall wait by my mail box for the check .
SurferJoe46 (51)
875550 2010-04-12 20:17:00 I shall wait by my mail box for the check.

Cheque.

[/roddy_boy]
pcuser42 (130)
875551 2010-04-12 21:46:00 You owe me 50-cents every time you use my joke! This is the way it is in Hemet, California. Sadly, it is not a joke.

I shall wait by my mail box for the check.
Has the last round of earthquakes shaken things up so much that you are back in Hemet? That is definitely no joke.
R2x1 (4628)
875552 2010-04-12 23:36:00 MY LIVING WILL

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle . "

She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine .



B1tch!


:D
johcar (6283)
875553 2010-04-13 05:34:00 You owe me 50-cents every time you use my joke! This is the way it is in Hemet, California . Sadly, it is not a joke .

I shall wait by my mail box for the check .

After New Zealand commissions, taxes, levies, translation and transcription charges plus my time and rental for my new computer, I calculate that you owe me the sum of $50 .

That is the way it is in Godzone . Happily, we never joke about money .

Direct transfer to my account will be acceptable, we Kiwis don't much go for hanging around mail boxes, it gives the 'hood a bad reputation .

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :thanks
Billy T (70)
875554 2010-04-13 06:01:00 I shall wait by my mail box for the check.

Is that like hanging around outside a public toilet? :banana:clap:banana:clap
Zippity (58)
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