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| Thread ID: 108984 | 2010-04-19 07:34:00 | To Be Six Again | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 878024 | 2010-04-19 07:34:00 | A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror . Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday . 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror . On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park . What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was . Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park . . Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down . He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake . Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's . What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted . He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed . 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!' The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong . |
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| 878025 | 2010-04-19 08:11:00 | :lol: think i may have seen that before a long time ago but still got a laugh outta me | hueybot3000 (3646) | ||
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