| Post ID |
Timestamp |
Content |
User |
| 881786 |
2010-05-03 03:12:00 |
The speed bump was as well as could be expected, but the Dr. was still in the ute sniffing glue. He was having some difficulty with the Ados, as all his previous sniffing had been with wallpaper glue. Nothing prepared him for this. |
R2x1 (4628) |
| 881787 |
2010-05-03 04:11:00 |
The Dr. glanced in the rear veiw mirror only to find a terrible horror only the eyes of an insane man could comprehend: He was in fact Dr Phill! |
rob_on_guitar (4196) |
| 881788 |
2010-05-03 04:22:00 |
"Hi there big guy" murmured Dr Phill seductively, "haven't we met somewhere?" |
WalOne (4202) |
| 881789 |
2010-05-03 04:29:00 |
"Help me to help you, to help you, to help yourself.....big boy" |
rob_on_guitar (4196) |
| 881790 |
2010-05-03 04:29:00 |
But Mrs Phill promptly received and imparted the information that Dr Phill was taking too large a dose of his amphetamine stash. |
Greg (193) |
| 881791 |
2010-05-03 05:00:00 |
On hearing this news, she immediately divorced him.
(My goal: to be the #1 poster in this thread as well :D) |
pcuser42 (130) |
| 881792 |
2010-05-03 05:38:00 |
Di Vorce thought about this - Realising that the ex Mrs. Phil was using hiim as a weapon, he pondered his options. A sudden decision was reached - he would extinguish his burning trousers, and then ~ ~ With one bound he was at her side. The bounder - she was beside himself. |
R2x1 (4628) |
| 881793 |
2010-05-03 06:04:00 |
And in a single bound they found themselves bound together. |
Sweep (90) |
| 881794 |
2010-05-03 06:11:00 |
But with their limbs bound to various bits of the bed, they soon realised that they were not going to be able to - you know - with their - you know - restricted by the ties that bind. |
WalOne (4202) |
| 881795 |
2010-05-03 06:12:00 |
Too late he remember the message: always put the lid on the Ados, don't blow on it as it will stick faster - safer communities together. |
Jen (38) |
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