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| Thread ID: 109300 | 2010-05-02 05:57:00 | It was a dark and stormy night Competition | WalOne (4202) | PC World Chat |
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| 881946 | 2010-05-08 06:48:00 | Rupert being bearly able to here her, decided that she had turned Noddy, so he de-listed her. Now a more upright personage, Ms B took to her heels. When they had submitted, she administered stern lashings to her toes. Both toes and stern objected to this treatment and decided to live apart. This is how apartments got invented. The mattress decided that leaky children were more of a problem than leaky buildings and vowed that he would never be a water ski again. To this day there is a blanket ban on water skiing using mattresses without a royal charter signed by Charlemagne's mother in law. Try getting one of those late in the season ! The ute indicated it was on the blink, and would not budge until PCtek administered secret Southern Herbs and Spices. |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 881947 | 2010-05-08 06:53:00 | These spices were, of course, huhu grubs. ;) While the city folk were disgusted, she calmly... | pcuser42 (130) | ||
| 881948 | 2010-05-08 06:56:00 | .........whistled for Julie Andrews, the dreaded umbrella-wielding inventor of the ePad, a completely new computing device powered entirely by the sound of music. "What in heaven's name is going on here?" she trilled, "you've gone and ruined some of my favourite things! Bursting into song, she levitated beneath her umbrella and with her ePad tucked securely between her thighs she headed for the Waitakere Alps to search for raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Alas all of the local kittens had been rounded up by the SPCA and there wasn't a cream colored pony or wild goose to be seen either, though she did encounter a very angry duck when she ran a red light on Universal Drive. God I'm hungry said Billy Bunter (in as smooth and seamless a segue as you will ever see in print!) where's the nearest Chinese Takeaway? I need some schnitzel with noodles, I've been bitten by dogs and stung by bees and I've bloody well had enough of this nonsense! Just at that moment there was a loud hammering on the door (use your imagination folks) and Billy rushed to open it, in the hope that sustenance lay beyond, but to his dismay, it was the Winstone Glass Man, who was very confused to find that he had fallen completely out of his radio commercial and was now caught up in an aimlessly meandering story where his fate would be decided by............. |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 881949 | 2010-05-08 07:01:00 | Diamond Lil, who administered some cutting strokes . Alas . . . |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 881950 | 2010-05-08 07:01:00 | ...he disappeared back into his ad. | pcuser42 (130) | ||
| 881951 | 2010-05-08 07:02:00 | Thursday week . Listen again for . . . | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 881952 | 2010-05-08 07:19:00 | The adventures of the famous five. In this episode Toby contracts elephantiasis from gnawing on the elephant bone and carks it, and the famous five decide to visit Wicked Uncle Quentin ... |
WalOne (4202) | ||
| 881953 | 2010-05-08 07:22:00 | ...who was actually Helen Clark in disguise. | pcuser42 (130) | ||
| 881954 | 2010-05-08 08:46:00 | (LOL. I was on Universal drive today...) | pctek (84) | ||
| 881955 | 2010-05-08 09:30:00 | The famous 5 on leaving from wicked uncle Quintin's fall foul of the Secret 7 a not so secret group anymore of youths out for a nights rampaging on cheap booze, realising their mistake the famous 5 alight from the booze bus on Universal drive only to find due to quirk of fate (or some especially dodgy mushrooms from Uncle) that they are in fact at Universal studios about to be pooped on by a dead elephant in a tree with a raging pink panther pacing around the base. Toby instantly takes a shine to the panther and a scene ensues that cannot be shown due to the young age of some contributers | gary67 (56) | ||
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