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| Thread ID: 109300 | 2010-05-02 05:57:00 | It was a dark and stormy night Competition | WalOne (4202) | PC World Chat |
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| 881936 | 2010-05-07 09:40:00 | I forgot and measured myself in imperial, whereas if I had measured myself in metric I would be taller. However being lewd was Alice and the rabbit, the pirates were lurking in the background waiting to pounce on an unfortunate elephant roaming free on the streets of San Jacinto. Wile coyote was still trying to catch the Acme road runner. The French were catapulting cows over the ramparts and I'm still minus 76m low. How low can you go according to Darwin's theory of monkeys I can't get No Satisfaction | gary67 (56) | ||
| 881937 | 2010-05-07 09:59:00 | "Resting his chin on his hand, he sat on a bankside Bollard, gazing into the distance until he was apprehended by a Rodin Control Officer." R2x1 is online now Report Post Reply With Quote I can't get past this line, it is very very clever. Congratulations. |
Richard (739) | ||
| 881938 | 2010-05-07 10:12:00 | There ARE tablets for that sort of thing, but sometimes I forget. | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 881939 | 2010-05-07 23:50:00 | R2x1 popped a tablet in his mouth. Five minutes later everything around him turned into a psychedelic nightmare. | bob_doe_nz (92) | ||
| 881940 | 2010-05-08 00:12:00 | Waltzing around to Pink Floyds Emily R2x1 lived on in a psychedelic haze reliving his youth sans dragon, due to the nature of the tablet which resembled an iBuprofen but was more like an iLSD in that it looked like a fruit worked like magic and cost two arms and leg. Over in the cave pcuserwinvista is still trying to find Alice and the rabbit who have been at it like well rabbits all night long. Meanwhile down in Christchurch the pirate having captured his elephant is trying to work out how to get it down from the tree and onto the mattress tied to the back of the ute. I fear he might need some assistance form the tardis for this task | gary67 (56) | ||
| 881941 | 2010-05-08 06:01:00 | Damn! These iPads must be contagious - - tablets everywhere. The acme mattrologist surveyed the seen - as far as she could see there was visibility. Giving the conditions a C on the iScale of looks, she looked up just in time to see a seagull rapidly being obscured by - - Splat. 20 minutes bad luck in the blink of an i. On the Sugar Factory conveyor the Pink Panther was sprinting as though his life depended on it. By an unhappy coincidence it did, the pinkness of the panther blended with the pinkness of the factory, 10 out of 10 for stealth, but barely a 0 when it might be handy for the safety officer to spot our hero's plight. Putting both his active soles into it, and taking heart from the fact that while there's life there's hope, he pounded on. Taking pity on him, the script writer advised the animators that regardless of cartoon conventions, panthers run better on 4 legs than two. After a bit of a rough spot where he was running on forelegs, a quick few strokes of the pen saw the flamingo tinted feline in his element for running at last. By a strange quirk of fete, a party quirk landed on the Emergency Stop just as the panther hit maximum speed. Rapidly the cartoonists drew a cat shaped hole in the far wall as the Panther exited stage left at speed. Several bystanders demanded that the Panther be redrawn as an aircraft and the Sugar Factory transform to am airfield. Alas, the spirit of scientific endeavour on a Saturday in Northcote is restricted to how many Sushi's you can eat without using the same shop twice. The mome-wraths were outgrabed, and their votes disallowed. The lights changed from Amber to Red as night fell heavily and cursed darkly. |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 881942 | 2010-05-08 06:06:00 | The red lights meant that the tablets needed charging. While the iFails - sorry, iPads - recharged, the panther was redrawn, but not as an aircraft. | pcuser42 (130) | ||
| 881943 | 2010-05-08 06:09:00 | The curtains were drawn but the rest of the room was real including the soggy mattress hung out to dry | prefect (6291) | ||
| 881944 | 2010-05-08 06:16:00 | "Now listen here you, night", trilled a lady who had almost been deaded in the process of night falling, "it's dangerous enough around here with all those red lights and goings on. Why this may even be Lincoln Road in Henderson" she opined. Yes. Skirts covering all things that may remotely be considered to be seductive especially to callow South Auckland youths, gloves, granny specs, small hat, umbrella, sensible shoes, and a large tote-bag containing several Thesaurusi (?) and dictionaries. It could only be ... Enid Blyton! |
WalOne (4202) | ||
| 881945 | 2010-05-08 06:21:00 | "Super" chorused the famous five, "we're due for another adventure", before enjoying their usual fare of tarts with lashings of cream. "Rather" woofed Toby as he settled down to delicately gnaw on a elephant bone. Wasn't that elephant left up a tree somewhere? | WalOne (4202) | ||
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