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Thread ID: 109300 2010-05-02 05:57:00 It was a dark and stormy night Competition WalOne (4202) PC World Chat
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881926 2010-05-07 08:47:00 I took the rope, but since I was a Big Mac lover I had to run away when I got to the top. pcuser42 (130)
881927 2010-05-07 08:57:00 pcuserwinvista ran away due to my application of the flame on my caving helmet being applied to his nether regions, the smell of burning flesh. Luckily I then swapped the carbide light for my new LED light and with a little bit of movement, standing on one leg, giving funny handshakes I was able to watch the Freemasons channel. As Alice appeared from the darkness of the cave followed by the white rabbit, a mattress fell into the cave still strapped to parts of an old ute gary67 (56)
881928 2010-05-07 09:01:00 As the theme for pcuserwinvista's school ball is Alice in Wonderland, these were just people going to said ball. The flesh continued to burn, but luckily there was a lake nearby, which he promptly jumped into. pcuser42 (130)
881929 2010-05-07 09:11:00 "He's fallen in the water" laughs maniacally. "fire in the hold" followed by a loud explosion "oh know a carbide bomb hide" I yell frantically. Alice and the rabbit are last seen skipping off holding hands. "Boing" said Zebedee gary67 (56)
881930 2010-05-07 09:12:00 And so I hid, and in my hiding place I found... pcuser42 (130)
881931 2010-05-07 09:20:00 . . . someone was hiding . PCUWV thoughht that was excellent, so gave him a good hiding and a McMush Microburger warranted free from nutritional value . Someone took off like a scalded cat with PinoyKiwi in hot pursuit brandishing a set of metric chopsticks . Get your car, bide your time advised the cave dweller who was almost certain that Gollum was his Uncle, even if Bob wasn't . Alas, a splash got Gary67 and being a Horatio type, he was not waterproof . Foiled .
In the confusion, a Dragon went to sleep, then another . Now what to do?
R2x1 (4628)
881932 2010-05-07 09:22:00 No one knew what to do. Then God gave them a sign. pcuser42 (130)
881933 2010-05-07 09:23:00 2 French maids and a partridge in a pear tree. But seriously folks or should that read but folks seriously it's time for a quick change, there how was that I am now not in a cave and I'm not going to take it sitting down, I am going to take it standing up which is sitting down only higher up.

Over at the news desk news of a missing ute, mattress, police box, elephant and rabbits has the news team unleashing the hounds of hell hot on the trail, unfortunately it was the wrong trail. That particular trail only leads to California
gary67 (56)
881934 2010-05-07 09:24:00 where the elephants roam free on the streets. pcuser42 (130)
881935 2010-05-07 09:31:00 The Coyotes however roam for a fee . This is particularly galling for cavers, who have long been accustomed to roaming free in the nether regions and utilising the dark underbelly of the footpath . Gary67 decided to check his height - zooks! He was minus 76 Metres before daylight saving . Time for an interlude .
The lewd inter being over, play resumed and . . .
R2x1 (4628)
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