| Post ID |
Timestamp |
Content |
User |
| 881876 |
2010-05-05 08:14:00 |
With a swift stroke of his mouse, Speedy lived up to his name and the viruses were downgraded to politicians. Giving them a bunch of Lucas lanterns ensured they would remain in the dark, powerless. |
R2x1 (4628) |
| 881877 |
2010-05-05 08:15:00 |
He also spotted the trojan horse full to overflowing with political Bull. Once analysed the Bull was found to only be a wee calf and so was left to wander eternally around Auckland's harbour bridge looking for a lost hikoi to sign up with |
gary67 (56) |
| 881878 |
2010-05-05 08:22:00 |
He wants a hikoi? Granted? |
R2x1 (4628) |
| 881879 |
2010-05-05 08:53:00 |
Granted, hikoi is not in Firefox's dictionary so no one knew what it was. |
pcuser42 (130) |
| 881880 |
2010-05-05 08:55:00 |
With much postulating and poking out of tongues a hikoi approaches, it blocks the bridge so I can't get my ute across to look for my mattress but he Bull is happy at last to have some friends even if it is just Hone Harawira and Hone Key. As I extricate my ute from the crowd I spot a familiar penguin in the distance with his thumb out why it could be Tux but no I fear it is only R2x1 trying to get home |
gary67 (56) |
| 881881 |
2010-05-05 09:30:00 |
He got a lift home. But sadly not to HIS home... it was to some remote island near the Seychelles. |
Greg (193) |
| 881882 |
2010-05-05 09:32:00 |
The remote island was a dream come true for some people... |
pcuser42 (130) |
| 881883 |
2010-05-05 09:35:00 |
But not if the transport to the island was a very very large waka |
WalOne (4202) |
| 881884 |
2010-05-05 09:41:00 |
The transport, was of course, a super high-tech teleporter, which could only be used by the under 65s. Those over 65 had to make do with Auckland's oldest trains.
(Max speed between -10 and 90 depending on gradient and whether or not it has a headwind :D) |
pcuser42 (130) |
| 881885 |
2010-05-05 09:46:00 |
On learning this, the waka descended into a deep depression, realising its days of ancient ocean voyages had at last come to an end and technology had overtaken it. Blub blub ... |
WalOne (4202) |
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