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| Thread ID: 109300 | 2010-05-02 05:57:00 | It was a dark and stormy night Competition | WalOne (4202) | PC World Chat |
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| 881866 | 2010-05-05 00:08:00 | "I didn't know Maori had shrunken heads" said Banksie the Supercity Lord Mayor Elect in His Own Time. Or was he really Banksy, the famous graffiti artist who wouldn't have known what sort of head a Maori would have, if any! So keep a watch out for someone in red robes and a gold chain painting things with a spray can on walls and fences. It may be Banksie(y). | Richard (739) | ||
| 881867 | 2010-05-05 02:53:00 | Maoris? Shrunken Heads? With a sudden flash of vu-deja I saw into my future and realised that all that had gone before was of naught. I was condemned to wander through the desert, secure in the knowledge that the promised land was no more and it would be many months before the next erection, or did I mean election? My mind gets confused by sudden and frequent plot changes and I long for my peaceful life back in Afghanistan where there were only two choices, life or death. Should I sleep, perchance to dream, my mind sees no future but an endless trail of visting Prime Ministers that the drones always miss. Meanwhile, back in the jungle................ |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 881868 | 2010-05-05 03:26:00 | Doctor Chumbawumba was hacking and slashing his way through the dense foliage in search of the rare and mysterious Maltese Pup. Very few have seen it, even fewer ever live to tell of it. | bob_doe_nz (92) | ||
| 881869 | 2010-05-05 03:37:00 | Ah- that famous pup. Very tasty beasts according to some. However, that was cancelled by the Banks, famed for being utterly devoid of taste. Maltese banks remain an enigma here, which may show an amazing acumen on the part of the bloodhounds. The foliage, thoroughly hacked of with being called dense instead of special, was even more exasperated with being slashed upon. Time for a revolution - it is not just the council that is revolting. As one vine, the berries rose and marched North. Alas, that end of the wharf was a bit seaward, and so were the foliagely challenged aquanauts as they bobbed off in the distance. Meanwhile (and this is where the story really starts), in PF1 Towers, electrons were in a foment. Due to the smallness of the pipe after last week's blockage, garbage was building up on the site! |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 881870 | 2010-05-05 04:35:00 | Ah- that famous pup. Very tasty beasts according to some. However, that was cancelled by the Banks, famed for being utterly devoid of taste. Maltese banks remain an enigma here, which may show an amazing acumen on the part of the bloodhounds. The foliage, thoroughly hacked of with being called dense instead of special, was even more exasperated with being slashed upon. Time for a revolution - it is not just the council that is revolting. As one vine, the berries rose and marched North. Alas, that end of the wharf was a bit seaward, and so were the foliagely challenged aquanauts as they bobbed off in the distance. Meanwhile (and this is where the story really starts), in PF1 Towers, electrons were in a foment. Due to the smallness of the pipe after last week's blockage, garbage was building up on the site! However... the garbage was recycled and an imitation brain was inserted into a human body-like being, which had the same mentality of an NZ politician. |
Greg (193) | ||
| 881871 | 2010-05-05 04:38:00 | But wait - the garbage wasn't recycled - it was disposed of by posting. Look all around you ;) | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 881872 | 2010-05-05 05:06:00 | It seems therefore that our so-called recycled person was in fact only a plastic bag from Pak 'n Save, which as we all know, doesn't recycle very well. Having said that, the political brain remains intact, without the idiocity from before. It no longer has any grasp whatsoever of reality. |
Greg (193) | ||
| 881873 | 2010-05-05 05:45:00 | World famous surgeons (in New Zealand) gathered to marvel at this wonder of wonders, a political brain without a smidgen of prior idiocity, or any grasp of reality, and decided this was preferable to our exiting electoral system, and embarked upon a scheme to clone the brain. They did so, naming their efforts a CCC - Caucus of Collective Clones. | WalOne (4202) | ||
| 881874 | 2010-05-05 06:13:00 | Luckily in a spontaneous sort of way, Speedy woke up and said, "Ah ha I know I can really fix this situation , if somebody would just give me an HJT to anylize!" | lakewoodlady (103) | ||
| 881875 | 2010-05-05 06:18:00 | So someone went out and got a HJT log, and Speedy saw many viruses in the brain. | pcuser42 (130) | ||
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