| Post ID |
Timestamp |
Content |
User |
| 881826 |
2010-05-03 09:11:00 |
and Top Gear Dog indiscreetly waters the Tardis |
WalOne (4202) |
| 881827 |
2010-05-03 09:31:00 |
The Top Gear dog spies K9 MK3. Is there true love in the air? |
bob_doe_nz (92) |
| 881828 |
2010-05-03 09:32:00 |
Unfortunately, all that happened before this post was an epic dream. |
pcuser42 (130) |
| 881829 |
2010-05-03 13:36:00 |
But in the manner of classic epics, the powers of good prevailed and by the cunning use of skeins of wool, anti-minotaurus charms, gingerbread repellent and inedible breadcrumbs the assembled heroes were transported to an area where nobody could spell. The ute got a turbo, the mattress dried spontaneously, the top triplets got geared into oblivion, and Lucas was banned from the land of light. Observing that they were still not in Kansas, the Bronzeman and Marvin began to polish themselves. At this Alice donned a hat and Chucked empowered mushrooms from the Norris Wheel. Sizing up the situation, she shrank from the scene smartly. The space Captain declared himself an upright fellow, always on top of the situation, and offered to lead the heroes out of the wilderness, but warned that the mission might take five years. |
R2x1 (4628) |
| 881830 |
2010-05-03 19:59:00 |
Meanwhile deep in the urban jungle of Auckland or was it Moscow the ute was regenerating itself using a mixture of Marmite, Vegemite, Raro and L&P. Gone was the turbo in its place grew a new type of super charger, larger wheels and an A-team style body. Alice was very amused by this and said so to the white rabbit |
gary67 (56) |
| 881831 |
2010-05-03 20:31:00 |
"Go to the army and get some guns."
(Our school ball is Alice in Wonderland themed. :stare:) (YUSS! #1 poster! :D) |
pcuser42 (130) |
| 881832 |
2010-05-03 21:19:00 |
"Both our guns are out on war jobs this week" the Army's senior keeper of the gun. "In that case you're redundant" cried Alice. "Off with his head!" screamed the Queen, who had been dreaming of a sonless day. |
R2x1 (4628) |
| 881833 |
2010-05-03 21:21:00 |
Somehow Steven Joyce managed to get caught up in the act, and the Queen had accidently called for his head to be chopped off instead. |
pcuser42 (130) |
| 881834 |
2010-05-03 21:41:00 |
Contemplating the satisfying thud as the head fell to the deck, bouncing off the dais, Martian Luther King wondered what the outcome may have been had his dream not had something to do with recalcitrant South Auckland teenage brats. |
WalOne (4202) |
| 881835 |
2010-05-03 21:50:00 |
The closed Tironui station seemed to be a teenage brat magnet, so he laid a trap, carefully avoiding the railway of course. |
pcuser42 (130) |
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