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Thread ID: 113941 2010-11-11 05:04:00 Got another one of those 'virus' calls Billy T (70) Press F1
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1151944 2010-11-11 05:04:00 Hi Team

I just had my third 'I'm here to help you' computer virus call and boy was she was persistent!! She didn't give up when I said the computer wasn't on, wouldn't tell me how she knew I 'had a virus' just blathered on about internet protocols. She did know my company name, but that is not rocket science, it is attached to the phone number.

Managed to string it out for nearly 5 minutes with all sorts of silly questions but she finally hung up on me when I said I don't do business with anonymous callers and asked for her company name amd email address.

It wasn't as much fun as it could have been though because she had a very strong Indian type of accent and spoke too fast. I asked her to slow down but I don't think she knew the meaning of the word, either that or she gets paid on piece rates!

Cheers

Billy 8-{)
Billy T (70)
1151945 2010-11-11 05:07:00 Record it or hang up. I wouldnt bother talking at all Speedy Gonzales (78)
1151946 2010-11-11 05:24:00 Oh but the fun you can have!

Act all sincere, thank them soooo much for warning you, and then tell them to f**k off.

:D
pine-o-cleen (2955)
1151947 2010-11-11 05:29:00 Should tell them their Computer has an infection - as your AV has just warned you of an attack --- its call the PEBKAC.trojan :p :D wainuitech (129)
1151948 2010-11-11 05:34:00 Or the POPITA trojan :p Speedy Gonzales (78)
1151949 2010-11-11 06:31:00 Ask for their bank account details so you can pay them .... :D SP8's (9836)
1151950 2010-11-11 06:37:00 *googles all the acronyms* SoniKalien (792)
1151951 2010-11-11 06:42:00 *googles all the acronyms*

Try Popita ... 73yr old in Florida .... but don't say I didn't warn you :devil
SP8's (9836)
1151952 2010-11-11 07:04:00 ok thanks for the heads up lol SoniKalien (792)
1151953 2010-11-11 07:20:00 I bit the dust and looked.

I think I bit the fat instead. :xmouth:
bob_doe_nz (92)
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