Forum Home
PC World Chat
 
Thread ID: 109471 2010-05-09 22:39:00 Monday Laughs......Let's raise the moral tone with a little religious instruction.... Billy T (70) PC World Chat
Post ID Timestamp Content User
883479 2010-05-10 11:47:00 Priceless Mike! :thumbs:

Rather, that's priceless, Mike! (nudge from punctuation police)

SILENCE IS GOLDEN
So shut up and listen



You have been blessed with two ears and one mouth
so you should listen twice as much as you talk.
mikebartnz (21)
883480 2010-05-10 16:25:00 1964 - John Kemeny and Thomas Kurtz create BASIC, an unstructured programming language for non-computer scientists.

1965 - Kemeny and Kurtz goto 1964.

james-iry.blogspot.com

Now THAT'S good! I corrected the 'goto' for you. What a 'looper'!
SurferJoe46 (51)
883481 2010-05-10 23:34:00 I guarantee you'll read this at least twice!


A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following;

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
seltsam (13470)
1 2