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| Thread ID: 147534 | 2019-01-14 17:59:00 | Monday Laughs - please contribute | Roscoe (6288) | PC World Chat |
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| 1457318 | 2019-01-14 17:59:00 | I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance. It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it. He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let him in. What will you give me for our 25th anniversary, dear? A trip to Thailand? Wow, that’s fantastic, and for our 50th anniversary? Then I'll pick you up again. I’ve just had a really big row with my wife about going on holiday. I wanted to go to Paris; she wanted to come with me. 1. You should have a woman who works at home, who cooks, keeps things tidy and has a job. 2. You should have a woman who can make you smile and laugh. 3. You should have a woman you can trust, a woman who never lies to you. 4. You should have a woman who is good in bed and enjoys spending time with you. 5. And you should always, always keep these four women from ever meeting each other. |
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| 1457319 | 2019-01-14 19:32:00 | Fashion's World Wide. 9292 |
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| 1457320 | 2019-01-14 19:54:00 | Fashion's World Wide. 9292 Brilliant but naughty PJ:) |
Poppa John (284) | ||
| 1457321 | 2019-01-14 19:55:00 | Fashion's World Wide. 9292 Brilliant but naughty PJ |
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| 1457322 | 2019-01-14 20:18:00 | The Planet has been saved. HERE (www.youtube.com) |
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| 1457323 | 2019-01-15 01:00:00 | “Tell me, Johnnie,” said his teacher, “if you had 10 dogs and I took 2 dogs away from you, how many dogs would you have left?” “Ten dogs,” said Johnnie. “I’m afraid you don’t know your lesson very well,” remarked the teacher. “I may not know my lesson,” said Johnnie, “but I know my dogs, I'd have 10 dogs and 1dead body.” ------------------------------------------------------------------------ i0.wp.com |
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| 1457324 | 2019-01-16 05:26:00 | Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions of marital sex. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe". Puzzled at first Mum went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Great from beginning to end". Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from the Maldives a week after the wedding and the card read: "Rothmans". Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes to read from the pack: "Super strong King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.. the third girl departed for her honeymoon in New Zealand. Mum waited for a week, Nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. A month passed; still nothing. A card finally arrived from Auckland on which was written with shaky hand, "Air New Zealand ". Mum took out her latest travel magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst and finally found the ad for Air NZ. 'Ten times a day, seven days a week, in all directions.' MUM FAINTED!!! Ken :) |
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