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Thread ID: 147517 2019-01-06 23:20:00 Monday Laughs - please contribute Roscoe (6288) PC World Chat
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1457127 2019-01-06 23:20:00 What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror


What kind of maths do owls like?

Owlgebra.


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.


Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.


Our wedding was so beautiful . . .

Even the cake was in tiers.
Roscoe (6288)
1457128 2019-01-07 01:39:00 About Time!

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B.M. (505)
1457129 2019-01-07 07:29:00 A weasel walks into a bar.

The Bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.


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An Eskimo goes to a sexologist and says, “Doctor, my wife is willing to have sex with me only three times a night”.

“Three times a night”, exclaims the doctor. “That’s fantastic”!

“Well.” Says the Eskimo. “The night here lasts for six months”.
tutaenui (1724)
1457130 2019-01-08 21:50:00 9288 CliveM (6007)
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