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Thread ID: 147583 2019-01-28 03:32:00 Monday Laughs - please contribute Roscoe (6288) PC World Chat
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1457734 2019-02-02 08:10:00 These people speak a strange language - but it's funny just reading their lips..........

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SurferJoe46 (51)
1457735 2019-02-02 17:40:00 We have one of those gary67 (56)
1457736 2019-02-03 00:36:00 My magic table has been broken for a long time now. I wonder if the batteries are dead?

Do they take AA, 9V or Cs?
SurferJoe46 (51)
1457737 2019-02-03 07:06:00 Lead acid I think, as you cannot buy those coffee tables any more so must be still using old school batteries. gary67 (56)
1457738 2019-02-03 07:27:00 I have a fully charged Leyden Jar. How about that? SurferJoe46 (51)
1457739 2019-02-03 07:40:00 That might do it, however you might also need perpetual motion as created by Neddy Seagoon. gary67 (56)
1457740 2019-02-03 08:04:00 Nah. I've got cold fusion. SurferJoe46 (51)
1457741 2019-02-11 19:41:00 Lead acid I think, as you cannot buy those coffee tables any more so must be still using old school batteries.

OSH will ping you (heavily) if you use lead, and acid is right off the most-favoured list. Battery has become a pariah name now, so you have to use the "Rain water, re-cycled wood, cluster of free-range amp providers". It has a pathetic output, short shelf life, enormous bulk, and costs the earth BUT, it comes in an orange box, is approved, contains no added mercury, and has paperwork in astronomical quantities.
Tree huggers unite, this battery substitute is kind to the environment and is guaranteed to not be capable of electrocuting kittens or fur seals. The old size naming convention is gone and the new packs are rated in acre-fathoms, (Pascals per fortnight for metric fans) An approximate equivalent to the highly dangerous AA cell is now 1 Km x 1 Km x 528 M high, and has a shelf life of 1.7 metric days, but it is most highly approved.
;)
R2x1 (4628)
1457742 2019-02-12 03:37:00 Son visits his 90 year old father in a rest home after a month of residency.

"So dad....how do you like the place?"

Father says..."its great! Every night before bed i get a mug of hot chocolate and a viagra".....

The son, very concerned talks to the head nurse. " My father is 90 years old and you are giving him viagra in his chocolate before bedtime? What is wrong with you people?"

The nurse responds... "The hot chocolate is to get him off to sleep.....and the viagra is to stop him rolling out of bed..."

:)
WalOne (4202)
1457743 2019-02-12 04:00:00 A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money. The man started sobbing and said, “You can take anything you want. You can kill me also. But please untie the rope and free her.”

Thief: “You must really love your wife!”

Man: “No, but she will be home shortly”.
tutaenui (1724)
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