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Thread ID: 110862 2010-07-04 22:01:00 Monday Laughs.....Blondes again, World Cup, a Surprise, and a stuttering cat........ Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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1115883 2010-07-05 02:02:00 Ah I see, missing a bit.....

The Argentinian football team is visited BY an orphanage in Soweto today.
Yes that had me stumped too. That by makes all the difference.

Well done Billy T.:clap
mikebartnz (21)
1115884 2010-07-05 04:46:00 Maybe they're just looking for a new coach seeing as Maradona is back on the drink and the coke... Cato (6936)
1115885 2010-07-05 04:47:00 Good ones today billy, esp the Orphan one. I got it first time, despite the grammatical oddness. :p wratterus (105)
1115886 2010-07-05 05:30:00 Good ones today billy, esp the Orphan one. I got it first time, despite the grammatical oddness. :p

*Cough* My fault, :blush: I usually proof read better than that, it should have read 'is visiting'; the orphans were speaking of an event yet to come. Pity some people got tense over it.

Never mind, final score: Orphans 1, Pedants 0.

Good result, clean match, both teams played with heart and commitment. The teams were well matched but on the day the orphans showed greater commitment.

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :D
Billy T (70)
1115887 2010-07-05 09:11:00 Excellent as usual Billy, Thanks.

It must be school holidays the grammar police are out
gary67 (56)
1115888 2010-07-05 09:16:00 Man Billy, where do you get these Great Jokes. they are very funny and i look forward to them goodiesguy (15316)
1115889 2010-07-05 11:47:00 Man Billy, where do you get these Great Jokes. they are very funny and i look forward to them

Rule No 1: Have a very good friend who sends jokes on a regular basis.

Rule No 2: Collect more jokes from any source you come across.

Rule No 3: Clean them up, getting rid of >>'s, spelinge erorrs and @#$@\*

Rule No. 4: Rewrite as necessary for local tastes and Forum Rules.

Rule No 5: Never let a good joke get away.


I try not to laugh when posting them, I like them too!!

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :thumbs:
Billy T (70)
1115890 2010-07-06 08:29:00 A Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Starbucks cafe discussing who had
the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well we Greeks
built the Parthenon" and arched his eyebrows.

The Scotsman replies "Well ... It was the Scots that discovered the Summer
and Winter Solstices.

"The Greek retorts 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.

The Scotsman, nodding in agreement says, "Scots were the ones who built the
first timepieces and calendars."

And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!"

The Scotsman replies "Aye that is true, but we Scots introduced it to the women!"
R2x1 (4628)
1115891 2010-07-06 10:17:00 hahahaha eh? The Error Guy (14052)
1115892 2010-07-06 10:19:00 Late-Breaking World Cup News:

Nigeria offers to compensate disappointed fans .

After Nigeria was eliminated from the World Cup, the Nigerian goalkeeper was so upset that he personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that travelled to South Africa to support their team .

He said all he needs are their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions .

Cheers

Billy 8-{)
Billy T (70)
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