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Thread ID: 147689 2019-03-08 22:58:00 Monday Laughs - opener required for a couple of Mondays Roscoe (6288) PC World Chat
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1458802 2019-03-08 22:58:00 I enjoy being the opener for Monday Laughs and am always appreciative of the contributors, but I am going on leave for the 18th and 25th March and could do with someone else to begin Monday Laughs for me while I am away as I will only have intermittent internet access and that will not be for very long.

I would appreciate someone else looking after it while I am away - sense of humour a necessity.:)

Let me know if you would like to become involved.
Roscoe (6288)
1458803 2019-03-09 02:44:00 How about you start it Sunday night then? Can still call it Monday Laughs..... piroska (17583)
1458804 2019-03-09 03:23:00 As I said, I will be away on leave (for three weeks - two Mondays) and have very limited internet access, not enough for the time taken to put Monday Laughs together.

Why don't you give it a try? It's not difficult, just time consuming - about half an hour at the most. I can tell you what to do and where to access the funnies - it's a simple copy and paste.
Roscoe (6288)
1458805 2019-03-09 03:42:00 Dont worry about it Roscoe, someone will post something to start the ball rolling.

Assuming you are going on a Holiday enjoy yourself, The world wont come to an end if some funnies are not posted a few times :).
wainuitech (129)
1458806 2019-03-09 19:36:00 Yep, we will post stuff. piroska (17583)
1458807 2019-03-09 21:33:00 Why wait until Monday?

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WalOne (4202)
1458808 2019-03-09 23:06:00 A man robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?"

The hostage answers "Yes". The robber promptly shoots him in the head.

Then he asks the second hostage if he saw him rob the bank.

The hostage answers, "No, but my wife did".

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too but he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

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An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.� Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."


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