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| Thread ID: 147679 | 2019-03-04 21:18:00 | Two Unmarried Catholics Go To Heaven ------- | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 1458714 | 2019-03-04 21:18:00 | ---- and standing in the line that goes into the Pearly Gates, they turn to each other and she asks: "I wonder if we can get married in heaven?" "I don't see why not" says the guy . "I'll ask and see if it's possible when we get to the head of the line" . As it becomes their turn to go inside to heaven, the guy asks the angel standing there: "Can we get a Catholic marriage in Heaven?" "I don't really know . Let me go ask . You can wait right here for me to get back with an answer, OK?" says the angel, and he departs . After what seems like a week or more, the angel finally returns and tells them: "Yes . You can get married in heaven" . With great relief, they look adoringly into each other's eyes and she turns to the angel and asks: "What if we - you know - can't get along and we need a divorce?" With that the angel throws his clipboard down and angrily asks the couple if they are crazy or not: "Look, it took me a week to find a Catholic priest up here and now you want me to go look for an attorney too?" :devil |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 1458715 | 2019-03-04 23:14:00 | LOL. Good one Joe. | Pato (2463) | ||
| 1458716 | 2019-03-07 22:40:00 | A little girl leans into a lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.’ The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I voted for Trump". The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the front page: ** U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH. ** And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days... |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 1458717 | 2019-03-08 00:06:00 | Uh huh...... that's about right. | SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 1458718 | 2019-03-08 04:44:00 | Uh huh...... that's about right. :clap:clap:clap |
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