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Thread ID: 147618	2019-02-09 02:46:00	Saturday Laughs	piroska (17583)	PC World Chat

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1458107	2019-02-09 02:46:00	The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Jean Kerr… When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. ~ Prince Philip… Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. ~ Harrison Ford… The best cure for Sea Sickness is to sit under a tree. ~ Spike Milligan… Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror. ~ Jean Rostand… Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger… We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. ~ WH Auden… Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. ~ Betsy Salkind.. If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. ~ Jonathan Winters… I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. ~ Robert Benchley… As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn…9349	piroska (17583)
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