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Thread ID: 147691	2019-03-10 00:15:00	Monday Laughs - please contribute	Roscoe (6288)	PC World Chat

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1458852	2019-03-25 03:34:00	Joint Bank Account	Lurking (218)
1458853	2019-03-26 01:14:00	Some good jokes this week	piroska (17583)
1458854	2019-03-26 03:16:00	Have a friend who is a retired part owner in a calender making firm: His emails and attachments are mostly risque, so parental guidance is advised.	Lurking (218)
1458855	2019-03-27 00:14:00	Have a friend who is a retired part owner in a calender making firm: His emails and attachments are mostly risque, so parental guidance is advised. More please.	allblack (6574)
1458856	2019-03-27 03:05:00	Have a friend who is a retired part owner in a calender making firm: . Yes, I see a waterfall. Not being a lesbian.....	piroska (17583)
1458857	2019-03-27 08:44:00	1. It takes more than a half turn to spin-dry. 2. The spin-dry is AFTER the rinse (www.youtube.com).	R2x1 (4628)
1458858	2019-04-01 03:44:00	Daylight saving in England:	Lurking (218)
1458859	2019-04-01 07:46:00	From my inbox today . . . On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together . One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink . Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm . Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor . Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley . Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life . Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him . After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned . The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals . A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle . Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his 'hangy-down' thing and he would then lift him out of the pit . The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life . . . . . . . . The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!) "When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks" :groan:	WalOne (4202)
1458860	2019-04-01 19:07:00	The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn. That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport and your abs of steel set them off. I judge my fitness level by how winded I am when I reach the fourth stair. I have signed up with a personal trainer to get ready for swimsuit season. Need to work on my leering. Does running late count as exercise? Hope you're not too exhausted from our annual trip to the gym. Next year let's try getting out of the car and going into the gym. I've been carbo-loading for the last 40 years in case I ever need to go on a 10,000 Km run. If God wanted me to touch my toes, she would have put them on my knees. I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far. People who write diet books live off the fat of the land. I get a lot of mental exercise by thinking up weird ways to avoid physical exercise. I've just spent an hour in a stationary car and am working my way up to a stationary bike.	R2x1 (4628)
1458861	2019-04-01 21:30:00	That was great, the girl was wonderful, and I'd really like a hand-reared chicken like that. I would eally like a girle like that. What for I cant remember. PJ:devil	Poppa John (284)
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