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Thread ID: 111648 2010-08-05 08:15:00 Vote Surfer Joe gary67 (56) PC World Chat
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1124829 2010-08-06 18:25:00 Depends on whether he's going to share his Glaucoma medication . . . . :devil

I've only got Vicadin and some other pain killers .

P R E S C R I P T I O N meds!

Oh - and some nice bottles of Scotch . Single Malts . :clap
SurferJoe46 (51)
1124830 2010-08-07 04:41:00 Oh - and some nice bottles of Scotch. Single Malts. :clap

For medicinal reasons, of course!

I am on a course of bourbon to be taken nightly. Doesn't do much for my affliction but makes me damn glad I'm sick!
Roscoe (6288)
1124831 2010-08-07 05:32:00 For medicinal reasons, of course!

I am on a course of bourbon to be taken nightly. Doesn't do much for my affliction but makes me damn glad I'm sick!

..............and the germs are a lot happier too.
SurferJoe46 (51)
1124832 2010-08-07 10:23:00 It won't do any good, coz he and the rest of us are missing the tens of millions of dollars needed to buy a 'democratic' election in the Untied States of Shamocracy. Paul.Cov (425)
1124833 2010-08-07 10:47:00 I thought all you needed was a brother who is a State governor so that when you don't quite have enough votes you just get him to keep doing recounts until you do.

You do have a brother as a State governor don't you Joe
gary67 (56)
1124834 2010-08-07 11:08:00 Where's the option for John Stewart, he's not too bad. Add to the ballot Prop. 72, that Glen Beck should be caged. ubergeek85 (131)
1124835 2010-08-07 13:12:00 Well, being President would be OK if you only had to do it on the lawn on wet days (and all decisions were written in soapy ink that washed off before anyone could read it). On fine days the country could just run itself, it could be open season on executives, share brokers, lawyers, car dealers and any kind of religious or political bigot. Buy your own ammunition, but the beer is free.
Roll on summer.

Currency traders are not to be shot, save them for the bonfire.
And now it's Sunday.
R2x1 (4628)
1124836 2010-08-07 14:45:00 It won't do any good, coz he and the rest of us are missing the tens of millions of dollars needed to buy a 'democratic' election in the Untied States of Shamocracy .

Interesting in the concepts of the US that the rest of the world has - that this country is a Democracy - it isn't anything but a Federalist Republic .


I thought all you needed was a brother who is a State governor so that when you don't quite have enough votes you just get him to keep doing recounts until you do .

You do have a brother as a State governor don't you Joe

I wish! Although currently short on sons, the Kennedys wouldn't have me . I can swim and know CPR .


Well, being President would be OK if you only had to do it on the lawn on wet days (and all decisions were written in soapy ink that washed off before anyone could read it) . On fine days the country could just run itself, it could be open season on executives, share brokers, lawyers, car dealers and any kind of religious or political bigot . Buy your own ammunition, but the beer is free .
Roll on summer .

Currency traders are not to be shot, save them for the bonfire .
And now it's Sunday .

Presidents don't 'do it on the lawn': That's what The Lincoln Bedroom is for - unless there's some of Bill Clinton's clients still renting it out for private parties .

Ya got it wrong though: Beer and ammunition are both to be free . I cannot think of a better combination .

And anything you can now 'roll' in Summer isn't going to be a felony much longer - this to help out the drug war .

But if marijuana's legalized then you put the drug dealers out of business and US & Mexican politicos won't be getting those plain brown envelopes any more .

So there will have to be a NEW Stamp-Act (like in the days of British Colonialism when there was a little fracas called 'The Boston Tea Party' and the manacles of odious oppression were shucked off from Jolly Olde England by guys costumed as Indigenous Peoples [Indians] and were swapped for Federal . State, County and City taxes) to make it profitable to the US Department of Federalists' Taxation & Nonrepresentation though .

Damn the torpedoes Gridley - until you can see their bloodshot eyes!
SurferJoe46 (51)
1124837 2010-08-07 17:45:00 Got me thinking about the nomination and all. Very nice and kind of y'all.

Can't I just become King Of Upsidedown Land instead?
SurferJoe46 (51)
1124838 2010-08-07 22:12:00 Got me thinking about the nomination and all . Very nice and kind of y'all .

Can't I just become King Of Upsidedown Land instead?

Unfortunately not unless you are prepared to decapitate a midget robot penguin and then put up with the wrath of a welsh dragon . Although I do know of a place not that far away it's called the west island they only have a ginger in charge would be easy to stage a coup as they will all be at the beach whinging about their sports teams losing
gary67 (56)
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