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| Thread ID: 112353 | 2010-09-02 06:39:00 | What's For Dinner? | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 1133851 | 2010-09-02 06:39:00 | A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid . Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem . The doctor told him there is a simple, informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss . "Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you . If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response . " That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den . He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens . " Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for Dinner?" No response . So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response . Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again he gets no response . So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away . "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response . So he walks right up behind her . "Honey, what's for dinner?" "Alan , for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!" ===================================== |
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| 1133852 | 2010-09-02 07:28:00 | Well we all laughed! Cheers Joe. | KarameaDave (15222) | ||
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