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Thread ID: 112310 2010-08-31 16:20:00 The Fall & Fall Of Paris - Er, Hilton, That Is SurferJoe46 (51) PC World Chat
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1133542 2010-09-01 04:29:00 Paris' house got broken into a week or so ago, and I bet the thief put the drugs and makeup in her purse at that time. SurferJoe46 (51)
1133543 2010-09-01 06:26:00 They sort their drug problems out in jail because hopefully they cant get any drugs in jail.

Actually jail is probably the best place to get drugs...
SoniKalien (792)
1133544 2010-09-01 07:40:00 Actually jail is probably the best place to get drugs...

This is very true, although I would say "If you found yourself in jail, you wouldn't have an issue finding drugs".
rob_on_guitar (4196)
1133545 2010-09-01 08:04:00 Lol I said hopefully they wont get drugs in jail.
It cant be hard to stop drugs in jail surely, cell searches smoke sensors etc.
I just love the idea of prisoners going cold turkey off drugs when they go to jail.
Soon the crooks wont be able to even smoke tobacco imagine the distress they will go through next year. There could be a god.
prefect (6291)
1133546 2010-09-01 08:56:00 You might like the idea - but think of the prison guards who have to deal with the backlash! Poor buggers SoniKalien (792)
1133547 2010-09-01 08:57:00 Paris Hilton has already served a short stretch in jail at Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Los Angeles in June 2007 for driving in breach of court orders.

She was held and released in July 2010 for cannabis possession at Figiri airport in Corsica.

I really don't care. She adds nothing to the sum of human knowledge.
Winston001 (3612)
1133548 2010-09-02 09:40:00 She'll get back on her feet ok, she'll just lever herself up with the aid of a few million$, but she'll end up on her back again in no time I'm sure, apparently it's her favourite position. :rolleyes:

Cheers

Billy 8-{)
Billy T (70)
1133549 2010-09-02 16:40:00 NEWS FLASH:::: (abclocal.go.com)

Paris Hilton & Boyfriend Banned From Vegas Clubs

Boyfriend (DUI and in possession of drugs/drug paraphernalia) loses cushy job as manager of two other clubs, after only a week or so employed there.

Grass roach found in his Cadillac Escalade. Car seized by authorities.

Whoops - there goes 80-Grand!
SurferJoe46 (51)
1133550 2010-09-03 00:24:00 I saw one of those Cadillac Escalade's in the flesh the other day, very striking vehicle. has to bee seen to be apreciated i think Gobe1 (6290)
1133551 2010-09-03 01:06:00 I saw one of those Cadillac Escalade's in the flesh the other day, very striking vehicle . has to bee seen to be apreciated i think

They are that!

Think outrageously large and expensive Cadillac in a really beautiful paint job, 24K gold trim (dealer option only) and every possible option that you can imagine inside, outside and under the hood .

Automatic parallel parking
Anti-tailgate/collision/accident prevention Sonar system
Wander-Lane control (sees the white lines)
Rear-view/side-view closed circuit TV
Automatic running boards for in/egress
Eight-zone heating and air conditioning, with keyfob memory for multiple drivers .
Keyfob entry/alarm system .
Keyfob interior settings for seat positions, pedal height, steering wheel tilt and mirror settings .
Back-up radar and automatic collision/back-up brake application
Never-Flat, self re-inflating tires and adjustable tire pressure from driver's seat .
Anti-Roll ABS and PAS system
10 . 1 theatrical sound system .
WIFI & BluTooth
Onboard DVD and webcam, multiple pop-down screens for passengers
Heated/cooled seats - ALL of them .
Auto-tint side windows, electrically opaque'd
All the airbags you can conceive
GPS and On-Star constant telemetry
Centralized 'light-generator' for all lighting via fiber optics . (Optional at this time)
12,000 lb towing payload
Supercharged & Turbocharged Diesel optional - not in California
Supercharged & Turbocharged Gasoline engine aspiration, 89 R/M Octane only
AWD, no extra charge

More things than I care to mention at the mo .

I will NOT be buying one in deference to youse guys needing some petrol for yourselves next week .

I think the gas tank holds 50 gallons or more, but my Blazer holds 38 gallons - so there!

Here's the Edmonds' Sheet on it::


The current (third-generation) Cadillac Escalade is the most modern and luxurious version of this full-size SUV to date . A stiff, fully boxed frame and a coil-spring front suspension provide a smoother ride than in years past, and handling is more controlled and predictable .

In addition, a variable-rate rack and pinion steering system makes it easier to manage in tight spaces . However, with a curb weight of over 5,700 pounds, it's still a stretch to call the Escalade nimble .

It's not a stretch to call it quick, though, as its all-aluminum 6 . 2-liter V8 delivers 403 horsepower and 415 pound-feet of torque, providing brisk acceleration in virtually any situation .

A six-speed automatic transmission handles the gearchanges and even offers a manual-shift mode for those drivers willing to press a pair of buttons on the Escalade's old-fashioned column shifter .

The transmission routes power to the rear wheels on two-wheel-drive models or all four on all-wheel-drive models .

As with the previous generation, there's no option to get four-wheel drive with low-range gearing, as Cadillac has equipped the Escalade for duty in the urban jungle rather than the jungle jungle .

Inside, unlike previous generations, the Escalade no longer feels like a hastily reupholstered Chevy Tahoe . The wood trim isn't real, but it tastefully accents a sleek dash trimmed in very high-quality vinyl or full-cow leather .

Blue-needled electroluminescent gauges are unique to the Escalade, and they match the graphics on the large center screen that handles audio, navigation and rearview camera functions .

Escalades have supple leather upholstery as standard and can be configured to seat six, seven or eight passengers .

A power-folding second-row seat option eases access to the third row .

The Escalade also boasts considerable cargo capacity, though there's still no fold-flat third-row seat -- instead, the pair of heavy seats must be removed from the vehicle .

The latest Cadillac Escalade model debuted for the 2007 model year .

Since then, changes have been light and related mostly to new standard and optional features .

The following year saw the introduction of the plush Platinum Edition while 2009 brought E85 fuel capability and available high-tech features such as a blind-spot warning system, LED headlights, Bluetooth and a rearview camera .

The '10 Escalade received cylinder-deactivation technology; those models produced earlier achieve 1 fewer mpg .

That year also saw the addition of new front side-impact airbags, a strengthened door design and a new USB connection for portable audio devices .

Lovely - but not my cuppa .
SurferJoe46 (51)
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