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Thread ID: 112662	2010-09-16 19:55:00	Joke	pctek (84)	PC World Chat

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1137763	2010-09-16 19:55:00	A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly... She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check.'There's no charge,' she says. 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' the mortician says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.' 'So I just switched the heads.'	pctek (84)
1137764	2010-09-16 22:58:00	Yeahhh nah	--Wolf-- (128)
1137765	2010-09-16 23:03:00	:D Thanks for making friday morning a bit better :clap	Bozo (8540)
1137766	2010-09-16 23:36:00	I had to forward this on, thanks pctek	Gobe1 (6290)
1137767	2010-09-17 08:27:00	:D	gary67 (56)
1137768	2010-09-17 09:26:00	Best one this week :D	R2x1 (4628)
1137769	2010-09-17 23:43:00	:lol:	Agent_24 (57)
1137770	2010-09-18 00:47:00	:groan: :stare:	wmoore (6009)
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