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Thread ID: 114818	2010-12-18 19:48:00	Ronnie Corbett strikes again	Tony (4941)	PC World Chat

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1163046	2010-12-19 20:38:00	A young Chinese couple get married . She's a virgin . Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that . On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness . He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring . "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten . I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want You juss ask . Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her . A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly for her request) . She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls . . . Nummaa 69 . " More thoughtful silence, this time from him . Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her . . "You want . . . Garlic Chicken with Corrifrowa?"	Cicero (40)
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