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| Thread ID: 148141 | 2019-08-13 03:58:00 | (Between) Mondays jokes... | R2x1 (4628) | PC World Chat |
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| 1463031 | 2019-09-01 21:25:00 | Adam was the only man not to have a mother-in-law -- he lived in paradise. . You think? He had the worst one, the one with all the silly rules - don't eat THAT fruit and so on, cause you might learn some things if you do. |
piroska (17583) | ||
| 1463032 | 2019-09-02 03:23:00 | You think? He had the worst one, the one with all the silly rules - don't eat THAT fruit and so on, cause you might learn some things if you do. All the silly rules? Pretty sure there was just the 1... but whatever... its a joke. |
Bozo (8540) | ||
| 1463033 | 2019-09-05 10:34:00 | Adam's biggest problem was that he had no babysitters available. But at least he didn't have politicians, missionaries, or OSH (and their #@!&% oranges). No cyclists either. :thumbs: |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 1463034 | 2019-09-05 19:23:00 | Took a few seconds to get that. Very good though. | tut (12033) | ||
| 1463035 | 2019-09-06 00:59:00 | I'm still lost on it, but religion and its nuances has never been my thing. | allblack (6574) | ||
| 1463036 | 2019-09-06 04:26:00 | Here's a topical religious joke. The police were making routine car stops. They stopped a car with two priests in it. "We're looking for two child molestors" they said. The priests looked at each other and one of them said "Okay, we'll do it!! |
Digby (677) | ||
| 1463037 | 2019-09-07 03:15:00 | If you had to choose between a wonderful wife and a very nice car, which would you choose? Petrol or diesel? |
Roscoe (6288) | ||
| 1463038 | 2019-09-08 00:32:00 | NASCAR was going to hold their first Nissan Leaf Division 500 race last week but called it off when they found out that pit stops would take 8 hours to complete and the race would be 5 days long. The electric car has an airbag, but you have to plug it in. What's the difference between a golf ball and an electric car? You can drive a golf ball at least 200 yards. |
piroska (17583) | ||
| 1463039 | 2019-09-16 06:54:00 | 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white? ' The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends And relatives that your bride is pure.' The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father looks at his son in surprise and says: 'Son, all household appliances come in white.' He is still in intensive care - very slow recovery |
Lurking (218) | ||
| 1463040 | 2019-09-16 07:36:00 | Two cannibals eating a clown . One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?' Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks . They charged one and let the other one off . You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today . They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine . ' So that was nice . A man walked into the Doctors, and the doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know, I've been ill' A man walked into the doctors, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places' The doctor said, 'well, stay away from those places' . |
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