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Thread ID: 115566	2011-01-24 06:59:00	Irish Toilet Bowls	SurferJoe46 (51)	PC World Chat

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1172223	2011-01-24 06:59:00	Mary, having been recently married to a fine man who worked hard at the docks, was chatting over the back yard fence to her older, more married neighbor and asked her: "My mother-in-law's coming fer a wee visit and I don't know what I'm to do about the dingy terlet bowl. It's so grey and stained - how do ya get yer bowl so spotless all the time?" He neighbor told her: "Add a cup of benzine to the water in the bowl and let 'er sit for a few hours while yer do yer other chores, then flush it away and it'll sparkle and shine fer the mother-in-law, fer sure". Like a clock, Sean comes home from a hard week on the docks, and as his Friday habit was, he lit a fine cigar and walked into the terlit to tend to 'is business. Ker-Blam! And in the smoke and ashes, Sean comes wanderin' out, stupefied by what had just happened. Mary had totally forgotten to flush the bowl before he went in and looking for his cigar, she asks him: "What's happened to the cigar yer had in yer hand. It's gone!" 'Tis not what I had in that hand and that's gone is botherin' me woman".	SurferJoe46 (51)
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