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Thread ID: 115777 2011-02-03 00:25:00 Thursday Joke B.M. (505) PC World Chat
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1174841 2011-02-03 18:22:00 Corruption, corruption, corruption, somewhere along the line.

Yes there has to be a Rort to get figures like that but isn’t it a pity that Judith Collins didn’t announce that she had instructed the Treasury Auditors to investigate.

Just another politician that’s all Hat and no Cattle. :mad:
B.M. (505)
1174842 2011-02-03 23:32:00 Approx $3.5K per bed?

Wish we could afford one........
ManUFan (7602)
1174843 2011-02-05 10:13:00 The hell?

Seriously?!

Just give 'em all hammocks. Bulk purchase 'em and you could get them for $20-50 ea, then it's just a matter of two mounting plates in the wall, with two bolts each, four if you're generous. There you go, bulk cost of $75-100 per bed, installed.

I expect a cheque in the mail for 10% of all the savings I just made the country.
ubergeek85 (131)
1174844 2011-02-05 20:19:00 The hell?

Seriously?!

Just give 'em all hammocks. Bulk purchase 'em and you could get them for $20-50 ea, then it's just a matter of two mounting plates in the wall, with two bolts each, four if you're generous. There you go, bulk cost of $75-100 per bed, installed.

I expect a cheque in the mail for 10% of all the savings I just made the country.
Yeah, and then if they were inclined, they could tie some together to make a rope for going over the wall, or even top themselves with it!
tuiruru (12277)
1174845 2011-02-05 23:34:00 We could give them a valise to fill with straw to make a matress out of. You would not need bolts to hold them up as they would sleep on the floor. They certainly would not want to come back to prison again. Bobh (5192)
1174846 2011-02-06 06:33:00 Yeah, and then if they were inclined, they could tie some together to make a rope for going over the wall, or even top themselves with it!

Let them top themselves if they want - keeps costs down.
ubergeek85 (131)
1174847 2011-02-06 19:38:00 We could give them a valise to fill with straw to make a matress out of. You would not need bolts to hold them up as they would sleep on the floor. They certainly would not want to come back to prison again. They'd probably smoke the straw, which would establish a new currency and black market. tuiruru (12277)
1174848 2011-02-07 00:00:00 They'd probably smoke the straw, which would establish a new currency and black market.

Yes I can see some pitfalls in my plan. Maybe we could give them palliasses without the straw.
Bobh (5192)
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