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Thread ID: 116473	2011-03-05 18:35:00	$30K Funeral?	SurferJoe46 (51)	PC World Chat

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1183759	2011-03-05 18:35:00	Billy died.... His will provided $30,000 for this elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce, turned to her oldest and dearest friend, Jonelle. "Well, I'm sure Billy would be pleased," she said. "I'm sure you're right," replied Jonelle, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?" "All of it," said Joyce .. "Thirty thousand dollars." "No!" Jonelle exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?" Joyce answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The whiskey, wine, food and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone." Jonelle quickly computed the total of $7,500 and said "$22,500 for a Memorial Stone? WOW, how big is it?" Joyce answered, "Two and a half carats".	SurferJoe46 (51)
1183760	2011-03-05 19:26:00	Good one:lol:	Bobh (5192)
1183761	2011-03-05 20:04:00	:D took me a moment to click, I must be having a slow morning :p	Chilling_Silence (9)
1183762	2011-03-05 20:21:00	if my wife did that I would come back and haunt her	gary67 (56)
1183763	2011-03-06 00:54:00	Meh can't take it with you, the diamond is a better use of the cash.	DeSade (984)
1183764	2011-03-06 01:12:00	Diamonds never cash out for what they're worth though.	SurferJoe46 (51)
1183765	2011-03-06 01:21:00	Nope I intend to spend it all and leave nothing	gary67 (56)
1183766	2011-03-06 02:58:00	Good joke, but a gruesome thought is that ashes from the cremation of a 'loved one' can be made into a diamond.	Marnie (4574)
1183767	2011-03-06 03:43:00	Good joke, but a gruesome thought is that ashes from the cremation of a 'loved one' can be made into a diamond. Maybe he was a bit of a rough diamond.	Bobh (5192)
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