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Thread ID: 116525 2011-03-08 00:15:00 Congrats to Jerry Mateparae WalOne (4202) PC World Chat
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1184324 2011-03-08 05:59:00 Like the pratt to end all pratts
Capt Mark Philips

If he stayed married for a bit longer, I'm sure they would have made him a Field Marshal.
Cato (6936)
1184325 2011-03-08 06:01:00 Talking of titles and how they are used. Posted here about two years ago so time for a repeat maybe.

Reminds me of a guy called Monty and the below is a joke adapted for conditions in New Zealand:-
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Monty walks into WINZ and wants a benefit.

WINZ:- What is your name?

MONTY:- Monty.

WINZ:- What is your last name?

MONTY:- I only have a first name and that is Monty.

WINZ:- How did that come about?

MONTY:- I was christened Monty Dangleballs so I was Mr Monty Dangleballs. I then joined the church and became Rev Monty Dangleballs.

At school I got an honary doctorate later.
This made me Rev Monty Dangleballs MD.

Later I became a lawyer and became Rev Monty Dangeballs MD QC. After that I joined the Army and became Reverent Major General Monty Dangleballs MD QC. While there I also got a Victoria Cross
So now it is Rev Major General Monty Dangleballs VC MD QC

Then I got knighted while still in the Army so I became Major General Sir Dangleballs VC MD QC.

While also in the Army I got VD so I became Major General Sir Dangleballs VC MD QC VD.

When the church heard about the VD they took away the Rev.
When the school heard about the VD they took away the doctorate
When the Army heard about the VD they stripped me of my rank and removed the VC as well.

The VD removed the Dangleballs so now I am Monty.
Snorkbox (15764)
1184326 2011-03-08 06:03:00 Fryberg last Englander GG I think. The one man I always wanted for GG was the man who saved the world Air Marshal Park a Thames boy.

When I was a schoolboy I thought that Lt. General the Lord Freyberg was the best Governor General you could ever have. He paid a visit to Westport one year and all us kids assembled in the Westport Domain. I remember he was dressed in an Army General's blue uniform. He gave a speech and at the end of it he gave us all the day off school.:D
Bobh (5192)
1184327 2011-03-08 06:06:00 If he stayed married for a bit longer, I'm sure they would have made him a Field Marshal.

Lol he would like General Beauchamp in Black Adder
prefect (6291)
1184328 2011-03-08 06:12:00 When I was a schoolboy I thought that Lt. General the Lord Freyberg was the best Governor General you could ever have. He paid a visit to Westport one year and all us kids assembled in the Westport Domain. I remember he was dressed in an Army General's blue uniform. He gave a speech and at the end of it he gave us all the day off school.:D

Even though he was born an Englander imo he is one of NZs finest men.
He really didn't want to see his New Zealanders soldiers killed needlessly, But was fearless himself. Seems unbelievable after General Haig and his mates only 23 years before.
prefect (6291)
1184329 2011-03-08 06:31:00 Do we need another GG sucking on the NZ tax payer?? I know that Hone Key thinks we are still a part of the empire but this is the 21st century. Time to become a republic.. paulw (1826)
1184330 2011-03-08 06:59:00 Do we need another GG sucking on the NZ tax payer?? I know that Hone Key thinks we are still a part of the empire but this is the 21st century. Time to become a republic..

As yet we are not a Republic however.
Snorkbox (15764)
1184331 2011-03-08 07:01:00 Do we need another GG sucking on the NZ tax payer?? I know that Hone Key thinks we are still a part of the empire but this is the 21st century. Time to become a republic..

Which republic would you like us to follow?
Cicero (40)
1184332 2011-03-08 07:36:00 Do we need another GG sucking on the NZ tax payer?? I know that Hone Key thinks we are still a part of the empire but this is the 21st century. Time to become a republic..
The only trouble with becoming a republic we will only have some one else sucking on the NZ tax payer to a far greater extent. You just need to look at what the USA presidential's cost.
mikebartnz (21)
1184333 2011-03-08 07:59:00 Do we need another GG sucking on the NZ tax payer?? I know that Hone Key thinks we are still a part of the empire but this is the 21st century. Time to become a republic..

Most States, of which NZ is one have a State Governor - all the OZ States have one, as do the US. I'm not sure of the exact constitutional relationship, but I think a State Governor is the deputy of the Head of State. In OZ the Governors deputise for their Governor General (for the Queen), in NZ, we have only one i.e. the Governor General (again for the Queen), and in the US, the State Governors (deputising for the President.

So tread warily here, you are challenging the basis of much western constitutional law. :D
WalOne (4202)
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