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Thread ID: 117420	2011-04-18 00:44:00	Monday Laughs......Let's offend everybody today, followed by Medical Advice...	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

Post ID	Timestamp	Content	User
1195343	2011-04-18 11:10:00	Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Bourbon in one hand - cigarette in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-F***IN-HOO, what a F***IN ride!!" Fixed ;) saw something like that a long time ago, gotta admit it's true. Gonna be 20 soon and I've nearly got RSI, got some dodgy family knees, a rooted back, and on my way to arthritis soon (can crack pretty much any joint in my body - fingers, elbows, knees, neck, back, toes, ankles, knuckles, hell even my nose). Yeah, my body will be a smoking wreck when I'm done with it :lol:	ubergeek85 (131)
1195344	2011-04-18 22:15:00	I saw a Negro buying a polyester shirt, I thought their usually pick cotton :lol:	xyz823 (13649)
1195345	2011-04-20 01:11:00	I saw a Negro buying a polyester shirt, I thought their usually pick cotton :illogical Rly?	bot (15449)
1195346	2011-04-20 01:38:00	Prawn again Christian... CLASIC!!!	lordnoddy (3645)
1195347	2011-04-20 01:50:00	Seems like they whinge wherever they are. Holidaymakers' Feedback: Beyond Belief' Some people should not be allowed to go on holidays. This was sent from Thomas Cook Holidays - listing some of the guests' complaints during the season. (Survey by Thomas Cook and ABTA) "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts." “I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned." "On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all." "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels." A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate". "The beach was too sandy." "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.” A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong - he was slurping the gravy at the time. "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women." "We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake." "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled." "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home." "I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller." "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?" "There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners." "We had to queue outside with no air conditioning." "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel." "I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite." "My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."	wotz (335)
1195348	2011-04-20 11:48:00	"The beach was too sandy." The sea was probably too wet as well...	bot (15449)
1195349	2011-04-20 19:48:00	........and salty	SurferJoe46 (51)
1195350	2011-04-21 22:21:00	. . . also it was excessively deep in places too, plus the horizon was much further away than it needed to be .	R2x1 (4628)
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