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Thread ID: 117717	2011-05-01 23:56:00	Monday Laughs......NOT the Royal Wedding - Some other jokes instead..................	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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1198710	2011-05-02 23:32:00	Since I won't bother with the cliche :lol: smiley, I wanted to say, where do you probably get these jokes from? I'm presuming a) a secret website that has all the jokes in the world on it (unlikely), b) those chain letters with 16pt Times New Roman (i've seen those before ;) ) c) filling in the hours at 1am in the morning (like I do) d) make them up? e) None of the above :p I've been collecting good jokes for years (and discard more than I keep), one friend sends me quite a few and there is one website I visit from time to time for inspiration. Some I rewrite from old material, just decide to 'improve it better', or convert to a more familiar cultural context. I must admit that stocks are finally running a little low, but there is no immediate risk that Monday Laughs will peter out. If (or when) I decide to retire it, we will go out with a bang! Cheers Billy 8-{)	Billy T (70)
1198711	2011-05-02 23:58:00	e) None of the above :p I've been collecting good jokes for years (and discard more than I keep), one friend sends me quite a few and there is one website I visit from time to time for inspiration. Some I rewrite from old material, just decide to 'improve it better', or convert to a more familiar cultural context. I must admit that stocks are finally running a little low, but there is no immediate risk that Monday Laughs will peter out. If (or when) I decide to retire it, we will go out with a bang! Cheers Billy 8-{) The very thing I was saying to the wife's sister early this morning :banana	R2x1 (4628)
1198712	2011-05-03 00:15:00	Just heard that Osama Bin Laden was discovered by Navy Seals in a biscuit factory, hiding behind an afghan....	johcar (6283)
1198713	2011-05-03 05:07:00	e) None of the above :p I've been collecting good jokes for years (and discard more than I keep), one friend sends me quite a few and there is one website I visit from time to time for inspiration. Some I rewrite from old material, just decide to 'improve it better', or convert to a more familiar cultural context. I must admit that stocks are finally running a little low, but there is no immediate risk that Monday Laughs will peter out. If (or when) I decide to retire it, we will go out with a bang! Cheers Billy 8-{) Aha, a comedy man I see... Keep up the good work!	bot (15449)
1198714	2011-05-03 10:31:00	A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” A little girl raises her hand saying, “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. “Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!” The teacher exclaimed, “That must’ve been scary,” The little girl said, “It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went ‘Sssss, Sssss, Sssss’ and before she could say ‘sh*t,’ the Rottweiler ate her!”	tutaenui (1724)
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