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| Thread ID: 118098 | 2011-05-19 12:14:00 | Geek words | bot (15449) | PC World Chat |
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| 1203325 | 2011-05-20 09:15:00 | Online: Insecure Network Enabled: Insecure Secure: Less Insecure Administrator password: That thing you've forgotten Username: That thing you've forgotten... the reason you can't get it working Shutdown: Start up a dialogue box full of choices (Win7 excepted) Start: Part one of shuting down. Vitrual file/folder/drive: You'll never find this data again Backup Computer: Push the box thing with the cables closer to the wall Reboot: What you do when kicking it the first time didn't fix it Execute: 1)Do stuff 2)Kill Stuff Kill Process: Get Windows back to life Run: Just sit there idle and have the computer do stuff |
Paul.Cov (425) | ||
| 1203326 | 2011-05-20 09:18:00 | Bourbon is a word meaning "Jesse's favourite activity". Not tonight ;) And it's not my top activity, but it's definitely in the top five. Also, since when did bourbon become an activity? "Hey man I'm gonna go Bourbon, you wanna Bourbon too?" |
ubergeek85 (131) | ||
| 1203327 | 2011-05-20 09:24:00 | Not tonight ;) And it's not my top activity, but it's definitely in the top five. Also, since when did bourbon become an activity? "Hey man I'm gonna go Bourbon, you wanna Bourbon too?" Yes, it can be an activity, along with coffee. (bit.ly) |
bot (15449) | ||
| 1203328 | 2011-05-20 09:38:00 | From PCW Dumb Terminal 1993: Marketing speak: What they say and what they really mean... All new: not compatible with previous versions New: different colour from previous version Design simplicity: developed on a shoestring budget Advanced design: advertising agency doesn't understand it Leading-edge: will only run on a 486 (remember this was '93) Revolutionary: goes round and round |
bot (15449) | ||
| 1203329 | 2011-05-20 09:41:00 | Leading-edge: will only run on a Core i7 Extreme Edition FTFY :) |
pcuser42 (130) | ||
| 1203330 | 2011-05-20 09:44:00 | FTFY :) Remind me to get with the times. |
bot (15449) | ||
| 1203331 | 2011-05-20 09:46:00 | Lag: It's got crapware installed Unstable: It's got Windows installed Mobile: It costs more Ultra Portable: Pointless toy Gaming Laptop: Too hot for your lap Multimedia: Ooooh. Pictures AND sound - just like TV has been doing for decades HUD: You'll still have to look down to the keyboard Broadband: Crippled by Data Caps International Helpdesk: Foreigner you phone to be treated like an idiot NZ Helpdesk: Foreigner you phone to be treated like an idiot 24 Hour Helpdesk: Understaffed Helpdesk "Your Call is Important To Us. Please Hold The Line. There is an estimated wait time of 40 minutes. Please hold the line. Your call is important to us..." Corporation: Just give us your money and #$%^ off! Mission Statement: We're tossers with empty words Seminar: Waste of time for a small group of people Conference: Waste of time for a large group of people Blog: Big Load Of Garbage Online Forum: Hurl abuse at strangers here Moderator: The king troll in the forum. (No offence Mods!) |
Paul.Cov (425) | ||
| 1203332 | 2011-05-20 09:53:00 | Somehow reminds me of this: bit.ly | bot (15449) | ||
| 1203333 | 2011-05-20 11:00:00 | Gaming Laptop: DIY vasectomy Fixed |
ubergeek85 (131) | ||
| 1203334 | 2011-05-20 11:20:00 | Fixed There goes my chances of having offspring, since my thinkpad seems to be at a constant temperature of 200°C and constantly blowing air that resembles the temperature of my mothers hair dryer. And the fact that I've set up temporary residence on the sofa. Not that I would need it............. |
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