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Thread ID: 118098 2011-05-19 12:14:00 Geek words bot (15449) PC World Chat
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1203325 2011-05-20 09:15:00 Online: Insecure
Network Enabled: Insecure
Secure: Less Insecure

Administrator password: That thing you've forgotten
Username: That thing you've forgotten... the reason you can't get it working

Shutdown: Start up a dialogue box full of choices (Win7 excepted)
Start: Part one of shuting down.

Vitrual file/folder/drive: You'll never find this data again

Backup Computer: Push the box thing with the cables closer to the wall

Reboot: What you do when kicking it the first time didn't fix it

Execute: 1)Do stuff 2)Kill Stuff

Kill Process: Get Windows back to life

Run: Just sit there idle and have the computer do stuff
Paul.Cov (425)
1203326 2011-05-20 09:18:00 Bourbon is a word meaning "Jesse's favourite activity".

Not tonight ;)

And it's not my top activity, but it's definitely in the top five.

Also, since when did bourbon become an activity? "Hey man I'm gonna go Bourbon, you wanna Bourbon too?"
ubergeek85 (131)
1203327 2011-05-20 09:24:00 Not tonight ;)

And it's not my top activity, but it's definitely in the top five.

Also, since when did bourbon become an activity? "Hey man I'm gonna go Bourbon, you wanna Bourbon too?"

Yes, it can be an activity, along with coffee. (bit.ly)
bot (15449)
1203328 2011-05-20 09:38:00 From PCW Dumb Terminal 1993:

Marketing speak: What they say and what they really mean...


All new: not compatible with previous versions
New: different colour from previous version
Design simplicity: developed on a shoestring budget
Advanced design: advertising agency doesn't understand it
Leading-edge: will only run on a 486 (remember this was '93)
Revolutionary: goes round and round
bot (15449)
1203329 2011-05-20 09:41:00 Leading-edge: will only run on a Core i7 Extreme Edition


FTFY :)
pcuser42 (130)
1203330 2011-05-20 09:44:00 FTFY :)

Remind me to get with the times.
bot (15449)
1203331 2011-05-20 09:46:00 Lag: It's got crapware installed

Unstable: It's got Windows installed

Mobile: It costs more

Ultra Portable: Pointless toy

Gaming Laptop: Too hot for your lap

Multimedia: Ooooh. Pictures AND sound - just like TV has been doing for decades

HUD: You'll still have to look down to the keyboard

Broadband: Crippled by Data Caps

International Helpdesk: Foreigner you phone to be treated like an idiot
NZ Helpdesk: Foreigner you phone to be treated like an idiot

24 Hour Helpdesk: Understaffed Helpdesk "Your Call is Important To Us. Please Hold The Line. There is an estimated wait time of 40 minutes. Please hold the line. Your call is important to us..."

Corporation: Just give us your money and #$%^ off!

Mission Statement: We're tossers with empty words

Seminar: Waste of time for a small group of people

Conference: Waste of time for a large group of people

Blog: Big Load Of Garbage

Online Forum: Hurl abuse at strangers here

Moderator: The king troll in the forum. (No offence Mods!)
Paul.Cov (425)
1203332 2011-05-20 09:53:00 Somehow reminds me of this: bit.ly bot (15449)
1203333 2011-05-20 11:00:00 Gaming Laptop: DIY vasectomy

Fixed
ubergeek85 (131)
1203334 2011-05-20 11:20:00 Fixed

There goes my chances of having offspring, since my thinkpad seems to be at a constant temperature of 200°C and constantly blowing air that resembles the temperature of my mothers hair dryer. And the fact that I've set up temporary residence on the sofa.

Not that I would need it.............
bot (15449)
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