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Thread ID: 118071 2011-05-18 08:32:00 Judgment Day on May 21? Let's Talk It Over – on May 22! Bobh (5192) PC World Chat
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1203078 2011-05-18 10:39:00 For anyone who believes the world is going to end on May 21 this year, I am more than happy to take all their cash off them now. And I will also GUARANTEE them entrance to heaven for their generosity and foresightedness...

:pf1mobmini:

How do you enter a non existant place then?
Snorkbox (15764)
1203079 2011-05-18 10:45:00 Will the silly old coot blow his own brains out when he is proved wrong on Sunday?


I doubt it...................
Zippity (58)
1203080 2011-05-18 10:47:00 What time zone :confused:

When its the 21st here in NZ, its still only the 20th in the USA - so are we going late, or the yanks gonna be ripped off a day :eek:

Bet they will have something to say about that.
wainuitech (129)
1203081 2011-05-18 10:48:00 How do you enter a non existant place then?

Not my problem. I'm just making the guarantee. I won't get any dissatisfied customers coming back to me - that's how churches operate. Have done for years, without issues.

:pf1mobmini:
johcar (6283)
1203082 2011-05-18 10:50:00 For anyone who believes the world is going to end on May 21 this year, I am more than happy to take all their cash off them now. And I will also GUARANTEE them entrance to heaven for their generosity and foresightedness...

:pf1mobmini:

I did come across an article where an atheist was offering to look after peoples pets after 21 May 2011. He was charging $135 in advance. I think I will leave my money in my bank so that I can use it next week.:D
Bobh (5192)
1203083 2011-05-18 10:57:00 Earlier this year there were a couple of people handing out flyers at uni. I was given one by one of the dudes, then stopped for a second and read something about Jesus, rapture, his second coming or whatever.

I then proceeded to crumple the piece of paper in my hand while smiling at him, then chucked it in the bin next to us. Good thing he conveniently placed himself so close to a rubbish bin!
qazwsxokmijn (102)
1203084 2011-05-18 11:00:00 Not my problem. I'm just making the guarantee. I won't get any dissatisfied customers coming back to me - that's how churches operate. Have done for years, without issues.

:pf1mobmini:

By any chance does access to several virgins come with that? :)
Snorkbox (15764)
1203085 2011-05-18 11:06:00 By any chance does access to several virgins come with that? :)

Your wish is my command!! They won't even be recycled virgins. Just to piss off the Greens. :D
johcar (6283)
1203086 2011-05-18 11:08:00 By any chance does access to several virgins come with that? :)
No guarantee that they'll be female though
Whenu (9358)
1203087 2011-05-18 11:15:00 No guarantee that they'll be female though

With my luck I'd end up with Susan Boyle. :(
Snorkbox (15764)
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