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Thread ID: 118200	2011-05-24 06:07:00	Help Please	tuiruru (12277)	PC World Chat

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1204514	2011-05-24 06:07:00	I'm after a bit of help here, but it could turn out to be entertaining for everyone as well. A lifelong (well, for as long as I have known him) mate of mine in England is getting married to the “girl” he's been with for the last 20 odd years on 4 June. He won't admit it, but I'm convinced it's a tax dodge - he says it's so she becomes officially “next of kin” and is therefore entitled to turn his life support off (or was it her that said that)!! I can't be there (unless you all want to do a Speedy on me), but, if you're like me, every so often you come across a joke or cartoon that really cracks you up and so you save it, to be pulled out at an appropriate time. This could be that time folks. If you've got any wedding, marriage, “keeping romance alive” advice or in any other ways related jokes or cartoons please share. In the meantime I'll be going back thru' Monday laughs – thanks Billy (got any more?) Thanks PS I'll set the benchmark with the attached = please try to aim higher.	tuiruru (12277)
1204515	2011-05-24 08:06:00	Well, it's totally saccharine, but a screen cap from the first page of this animation is nice. Otherwise, click through the animation for a bit of a laugh. www.flashfunpages.com	Paul.Cov (425)
1204516	2011-05-24 08:22:00	Well, it's totally saccharine, but a screen cap from the first page of this animation is nice. Otherwise, click through the animation for a bit of a laugh. www.flashfunpages.com Brilliant Paul!! Actually, I think I've seen it before! Actually, it's pretty close to the mark. Here's what I wrote back when I found out: "I'm stoked with the news -honestly! **** - what do you get as a wedding present for the man and women who already have everything they want just by being with each other?", and everybody else feels the same way about them. I wonder if I can arrange to have it shown at the wedding party Hmmmmm....?	tuiruru (12277)
1204517	2011-05-24 20:14:00	A lifelong mate of mine is getting married to the “girl” he's been with for the last 20 odd years. He won't admit it, but I'm convinced it's a tax dodge - If he's been with her 20 years he must like her. How does tax come into it?	pctek (84)
1204518	2011-05-24 21:48:00	If he's been with her 20 years he must like her. How does tax come into it? Not sure, but she actually used to work for the Inland Revenue and is pretty switched onto these sorts of things. Maybe it is just looooove!! Sorry pctek - you forgot to attach your joke/cartoon! :rolleyes:	tuiruru (12277)
1204519	2011-05-24 21:57:00	A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her. He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?" The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son." "Why did you make her so good-looking?" "So you could love her, my son." "Why did you make her such a good cook?" "So you could love her, my son." The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?" "So she could love you, my son."	pctek (84)
1204520	2011-05-24 22:43:00	A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her. He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?" The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son." "Why did you make her so good-looking?" "So you could love her, my son." "Why did you make her such a good cook?" "So you could love her, my son." The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?" "So she could love you, my son." :thumbs:	tuiruru (12277)
1204521	2011-05-24 23:49:00	Marriage is like taking a bath - it's not so hot once you get used to it.	Ulsterman (12815)
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