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Thread ID: 118333 2011-05-31 00:15:00 16 carrot sticks per jumbo carrot?????? Scouse (83) PC World Chat
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1205734 2011-05-31 00:15:00 A joke surely............

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Scouse (83)
1205735 2011-05-31 00:21:00 I thought it was a leg pull when I first heard it and a play on the donkey and the tempting carrot, but maybe not.
To all those heavy smokers who might decide to attempt to try the carrot method to help combat withdrawal, if you eat too many carrots, your skin may take on an orange tinge for a while. :lol:
Marnie (4574)
1205736 2011-05-31 00:25:00 It's the whole oral thing ... if they have got something in their mouth, they won't be looking for a cigarette to put in it."


Sorry but I coudn't resist this. It is a sentence from the above article. Ah well banned again! PJ:devil
Poppa John (284)
1205737 2011-05-31 00:26:00 "It's the whole oral thing ... if they have got something in their mouth, they won't be looking for a cigarette to put in it."

I wonder who will be the first to make some horrible joke about that...
Agent_24 (57)
1205738 2011-05-31 02:03:00 why bother - carrots don't light no matter how hard you try! MAC_H8ER (5897)
1205739 2011-05-31 05:09:00 why bother - carrots don't light no matter how hard you try!

I tried it. Won't burn, the nicotine hit was pathetic, still wanted a real smoke after.
pctek (84)
1205740 2011-05-31 06:35:00 We will end up with a lot of crims who can see in the dark really well. CliveM (6007)
1205741 2011-05-31 08:36:00 I thought it was a leg pull when I first heard it and a play on the donkey and the tempting carrot, but maybe not.
To all those heavy smokers who might decide to attempt to try the carrot method to help combat withdrawal, if you eat too many carrots, your skin may take on an orange tinge for a while. :lol:

Well it will be easy to spot an escaped prisoner.
wmoore (6009)
1205742 2011-05-31 09:12:00 It looks like prisons are to be smoke free from 1 July. Good job, I say. Carrot sticks:confused:. I remember when I was a kid we could buy lolly cigarettes which we could pretend to smoke but I guess that carrot sticks would be a healthier option.

A few years ago a paint store was burned down in Invercargill. The smoke drifted down wind to the prison. Because of all the toxic smoke the prisoners had to be evacuated.

I can see cigarettes as well as drugs being smuggled into the prisons.
Bobh (5192)
1205743 2011-05-31 21:34:00 I remember when I was a kid we could buy lolly cigarettes which we could pretend to smoke but I guess that carrot sticks would be a healthier option.

you can still get those lolly ones - but they dont have the red tips anymore as the bored housewifes decided to target that as a "WONT SOMEONE PUHLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?!" moment

so thats another childhood funtime ruined D:
MAC_H8ER (5897)
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