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Thread ID: 118487 2011-06-07 03:29:00 Partnership Quandry SurferJoe46 (51) PC World Chat
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1207492 2011-06-07 03:29:00 Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time .

They decided that, in spite of two different 'specialties', they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel .


Dr . Smith was the psychiatrist .
Dr . Jones was the proctologist .

They put up a sign reading:

Dr . Smith and Dr . Jones: "Hysterias and Posteriors" .

The town council was livid and insisted they change it . So, the docs changed it to read:

"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids"

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign .

"Catatonics and High Colonics"

Again, no go . Next, they tried . . . . .

"Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"

. . . . thumbs down again . Then came:

"Minds and Behinds"

. . . . still no good . Another attempt resulted in:

"Lost Souls and Butt Holes"

. . . . . . . unacceptable yet again . So they tried:

"Analysis and Anal Cysts"

. . . . . not a chance with that one!


"Nuts and Butts"??

. . . . . no way .


"Freaks and Cheeks"??

. . . . . still no good .


"Loons and Moons"?

. . . . . forget it .

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

Dr . Smith and Dr . Jones--"Odds and Ends . "

Everyone loved it .
SurferJoe46 (51)
1207493 2011-06-07 11:15:00 :lol::lol:

Ken
kenj (9738)
1207494 2011-06-07 11:24:00 Very clever Paul.Cov (425)
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